My pointless thread for the day, where will they be this time next year.

Ahmed, Becki, Jason, Shell & Vanessa
All doing exactly what they were doing before BB, and trying to forget that they were ever on the show.

Dan
Gets a job in the UN, trying to keep George W Bush out of trouble

Michelle
The new Jade goody, in every paper and mag that will pay her. Managed to get a No.1 single, but then her singing is never heard again. Dating an old time footballer who was good once like Peter Beardsley.

Emma
As Michelle but without No.1 single

Kitten,
Still saving the world from evil.

Marco
Who cares?
Gets a job at London Zoo entertaining the seals. (unfortunately don't think we have seen the last of him)

Nadia
Hard to tell, I think she will be in the spot light in the short term and then disappear to get on with her life. She may find the whole thing a big mistake.

Stu
Gets a job as a gaurd on the Newcastle - Leeds train line. Heartbroken at been dumped by michelle after 2 weeks.

Victor
Telling us how it is in the Sun and on DS:BB about BB6

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Kitten will get a nice job in a bank and buy all her suits from Next. She will tell people she is an Eco-warrior.

Emma will be working in Burger King.

Marco will do panto.

Jason will become a personal trainer and have an unpleasant workout programme on cable tv.

Michelle will do a major ad campaign for Chicken Tonight.

Nadia will write a book.

No-one will be quite sure what Vanessa does, rather like Tanya from BB4.

Victor will earn a crust by opening fetes and carnivals in Waltham Forest (judging dog agility competitions in Epping Forest, etc.)

Becki, Shell, Stuart, Dan and Ahmed... ohhh, who cares. :yawn:

Michelle - forgotten about as she walks around her council flat wearing a moo-moo. After BB5 ended, Stu never spoke to her again and issued a restraining order through his lawyers. She has gone nuts, mumbling about her "chicken".

Ahmed - leader of a cult who grows exponentially in popularity every day, and becomes a religion. The disciples of Ahmedgeddon are devoted to The Great Toothsayer and are loyal to the cause.

Jason - prison

Dan/Shell - no one cares.

Victor - worldwide rap phenomenon and has his own sitcom.

Nadia - becomes the third Cheeky Girl and the ultimate z-list celeb

Emma - in jail for inciting racial hatred

Vanessa - porn.

** Gets a duster and flame thrower

Kitten - Who?
Vanessa - Breaks up with Ben Fogel and goes back to latching onto anyone who is slightly famous to get her next fix of fame.
Emma - Out of the lime light - married with children
Marco - Panto
Becki - Who? Still trying to be famous
Ahmed - Agree with Hackjaw on this one
Victor - London Mr BIG, narrowly avoids getting shot 6 times and joins Ahmeds cult.
Michelle - Makes loads of money, then goes into depression when she realises that no-one really likes her after 2 months of seeing her in every mag. Splits up with Stu, tries to sell the story to OK but they are no longer interested. Married with children
Stuart - Breaks up with Michelle, finishes degree works in a bank out of the limelight. Fed up with people mentioning BB
Shell - Signs up for playboy
Dan - No 1 single
Jason - Opens up a gym, charging suckers like me £30 per month for a subscription which they use once a year. Out of press limelight
Nadia - Out of press lime light, she has proved her point and just want to enjoy her life.

None of the BB crew in the spotlight, except during BB6 when they are writing columns.

Flame proof suit on.

^^^ That's a lot to happen in 12 months, Monkey2004.

Eddies in the space-time continuum?

Hmm thinking about it you are right, OK none of them will be married with children, replace that with just pregnent

Monkey2004

I hope that you are not saying that all they are any use for is raising children? I would be very worried to think of them having children at the moment.

Michelles childs first word : Chicken
Emma's child : I won't even start

Ahmed - after a hero's welcome in his birth country including a chance meeting with the Somalian president, Ahmed asks to borrow his jacket and then promptly stages a successful military coup. His All-Seeing-Tooth brings prosperity and good fortune to the former war torn country.

Marco - following a brief sponsorship from Iceland, promoting their new seal shaped chicken nugget range, Marco writes a best selling book entitled "The Lip Gloss Lawyer".

Vanessa - becomes famous for hand-cuffing herself to minor celebrities. Stunt backfires when she mistakenly cuffs herself to a drunken fan....luckily the press believe her side of the story. Phew!

Kitten - Shock! Sensation!! The press discovers that Kitten is actually a fourteen year old runaway from a top public school, along with her best pal, Leander. After getting a 'really stiff talking to' from her parents, Lord and Lady Pinder; the thoroughly repentent Kitten returns to complete her GCSE's. The naughty scamp!

Jason - grows an even bigger mullet and becomes the new face for the All New Ab Isolator. Has a string of dodgy slots on QVC and other shopping channels until a chance meeting with a mirror changes his life forever. Now happily married (to himself) and planning to have children in the near future.

Nadia - Stuns everyone by starring in smash hit sitcom "Darling, Where's My Fags?" Loosely based on Will and Grace, the show features Nadia's hilarious escapades whilst sharing a flat with a grumpy Scottish body builder. Hollywood beckons!

Emma - becomes millionaire after suitcase scam on Ebay. Tabloids reveal she is Cilla's long lost love-child. Tearful reunion on Surprise Surprise, followed by mother and daughter duet. Yikes!

Stuart - After a long and painful legal battle involving Stuart, Mrs Wilson and Team Handsome; Michelle is forced to return Stuart's testicles. Stuart undergoes several lengthy sessions of deprogramming and intensive counselling before his testicles are safely reattached and goes on to recover and lead a normal life.

Michelle - After a brief, but highly lucrative spell in the limelight, Michelle's faltering glamour career is finally revitalised by the shock disclosure of a home porn video starring herself, Dean Gaffney and a chicken! The video is mysteriously leaked and distributed freely across the internet. Michelle lands dream job on 'tasteful' softcore channel "Babestation". Hoorah!

Victor - Toothpick sponsorship deal. Develops range of man-bra's for the fuller figure male.

Shell - marries Scott and becomes famous TV chef. "The Real Naked Chef".

Becki - inspired by Enrique Inglesias's mole removal she has her 'beauty spot' removed only to discover, tragically, that it was the source of her songwriting genius. Releases a Warts-and-All account of her week in the house.

Dan - invents new washer/dryer. Becomes the most famous man in Hull.

Victor becomes "50pence" and releases "In Da pub"

Dan - TV presenter and/or successful popstar.
Emma - Kid's TV presenter
Shell - Model

I can't really think of where the others will be, these are the ones I can more easily predict.

Bump, bump, bump. Still time for my predictions to come true, the one about Shell is looking very likely now!

Shell & Vainessa will both become porn stars
Jason & Nadia will marry
Ahmed & Mememe will also marry
The rest will all be wiped out while travelling to another BB renunion

I can't help thinking that if some of them continue to avoid being sectioned, iit'll be one of the major achievements of their lives.

Shell will get her boob job and her best mate will be jodie marsh!

Dan will be a hairdressor on the salon

Victor will be presenting a show on mtv

Michelle and stu will be engaged and living together in cambridge

NAdia will be going out with a fit italian bloke and will a fashion designer

MArco will be still at uni studying for his law degree.

Emma and Vanessa will still be attending every premier that lets them in!! Hopefully emma will do quite well with her singing career and find better mates than jodie marsh.

Errr i cant remember n e one else!

Found this on Handbag.com. Seems yet another ex bber is hoping for a record contract

Victor to be big without brother?
Big Brother star Victor Ebuwa is busy recording a single in an attempt to kick start a music career. 'Victor has been really lost after Big Brother and didn't get many offers of work,' reports our source. 'He has always wanted to sing and so approached a few producers who have agreed to work with him. He is voicing some rap/hip-hop tracks and it sounds pretty good. Victor is a great character and has lots of potential as far as the music goes. He could become a big star.'


Handbag.com

ok let me change my victor one from presenting a show on mtv to singing on mtv!!
LOL no seriously i like victor and all that but he cant sing to save his life, i think he should leave the rap music to eminem and p diddy!

i do think he would make a good presenter.

If true this is all getting quite desperate "in'it"

Stue dumps Michell and gets marrid to shell on the Richard and Judy show

Shell - her and stue are expected their 1st child


Michelle- in prison for the attempted murder of stue and shell

Dan- successful popstar and wiiner of best male artest of the year


Jason- Dans personal trainer

Nadia, marco and Emma - stars of the new US sitcome. Lipstick babes

kitten _ On a roof some where protesting about somethng


Victor, Vanessa, Becky and Ahmed-no one cares.

As you have bumped this thread, I will see if I agree with your predictions.


1/13

almost certain to come true, I hear she has her eyes on Wayne Rooney next. I suspect that Victoria Beckham is her mentor.

Not sure about the married part.

2/13 already

3/13 not bad for such a short time after the show!

disappeared and happy again.

Don't forget about THE SUN

again probably just with children, after a one night stand with Gazza. Gazza regrets this, as it also shows how low his football carear has gone. Not only is he playing for Boston United, the groupies are of a lot lower quality!

More likely has a breakdown, thinking that the chickens are still after him. Can't walk past a KFC without hours with a shrink.

Then says she will never get her tits out again, however she needs a new pair of shoes and signs up for Dick Van Der Porn, and produces videos for those shops in Amsterdam.

Hope not

Or he could pull someone with loads of money, didn't see that coming did you?

I will give you that one 4/13 so far.

This isn't really such a surprise, if you asked the man in the street to name 3 people from BB4 last year you will probably only have got Jon Tickle. The same with BB3, most would remember Jade, some would maybe remember Kate. BB is certainly not the platform to fame that it used to be, so they have to milk thier 15 mins as long as they can.

Kitten: Working in daddy's stockbroking firm in the City

Dan: Hairdessing at "Hair Cut Sir?" in Hull (£3 short back and sides, £2 pensioners)

Becki: Tramp

Emma: Parliamentary candidate for UKIP.

Michelle: Successful romantic novelist

Stu: Joins Army, goes to Iraq, gets exploded, dead.

Marco: Serial killer

Ahmed: Porn

Victor: Kebab shop owner

Shell: Whatever it is she is doing now.

Looking at it or making it?

Making it with Shell and Vanessa, who are just doing it of course to prove that he is a pervert. They are doing it as a public service to prevent innocent women from been perved on by him. The fact they are getting paid loads of money is neither here nor there, they are just so nice.

I am all reday worred that victor is allowed to rasi a child never mind Michll and Emma

Victor's already got a son,he appeared on BBLB with him

I think that is what he said cheeks, I just think he had a keyboard disaster when he was typing in raise.