kitten will be making party political broadcasts for the monster raving looney party

vanessa will be helping bob geldof save africa and the world by stopping food fights

ahmed will be directing lesbian films about flip flops

becki will be playing judas in jesus christ superstar

dan will be telling everyone he doesnt want to win strictly come dancing

victor will become an agony uncle in heat and president of shizzle my nizzle campaign

michelle and stuart will be living together happily with a million in the bank and 20,000 fluffly chickens

emma will be sedated and living on a farm in norfolk

jason will be in bed gurning

marco will be president of the seal society in london zoo

nadia will be leader of portugal and owner of a shoe company

shell will be doing a topless campaign for owen wilsons new film

You're right,I misread what Dany said.Dany's a girl btw,she informed of this the other week

Kitten - campaigning for a new pedestrian crossing in her local Home Counties stockbroker commuter belt village.

Dan - writes to BB2's Helen, begging for a job at Classy Cuts.

Ahmed - Leader of the United Nations.

Stuart - Studying at university and being mercilessly ridiculed about his ex-girlfriend.

Emma - sectioned.

Vanessa - has dumped Ben Fogle and is seeing a millionaire company director.

Michelle - pushing a pram somewhere in a North East council estate.

Marco - in a coma, having been battered senseless by a family of seals during a visit to the zoo.

Nadia - decides that being a woman has begun to pall, so is having new surgery to change her back to a man again. Plans to go on BB7 to be "accepted as a man".

Shell - PhD student and glamour model.

Jason - personal trainer.

Victor - goes into politics and also markets designer hats - "The Ebuwa Gangsta Collection."

Becki - busking on a street corner.

LOL, that was delicious.................


I have strange premonition that in a year's time I'll be having a drink with some forum chums in London's Soho and one of them will walk past..............embarrassingly our's will be the only table that turns their heads and stares. ( err, briefly )


It's called the 'Darren Ramsey' effect..................

Perhaps Dan and Bekki will appear in Band Aid III?! As I've said on the music forum, I reckon most of the "artistes" appearing will be hangers on and those desperate for publicity

I know Victor's already got a son. That is What is
worying me.

I think you are right about most of the "artistes" appearing being hangers on and those desperate for publicity . Victor , Michel, Ahmed and Bekki fans should get thier tickets now.

Dan will be on a sell out world tour so he will not have the time to appear.

Dream on. It's amazing how utterly deluded some people can be.

I imagine that at least Victor's boy will be able to spell.

yes he will be able to spell innit.

& 'do you know who I am'? :

Yes it is amazing how utterly deluded some people can be. I wouldn’t worry though, I am sure you will get over Victor in time.

come on Dany,you love Victor really!

Scots rool

Now who would have a name like that?

You can’t Be Jason, he would be sleeping or grooming himself at this time of the day

If I love Victor you love Dan

EXCUSE ME!!!! [rightous indignation] I was refering to Victor & his son [Tut]

Victor, Jason what’s the difference?
They both spent all their time in the house sleeping or slating people .

What utter tosh! Did you actually watch the show this year?

Yes but I see you haven’t

I was replying to your post I think you'll find
You were making slurs on my name so I responded.

I guess you’re not a fan of Jason’s then


You should change your name to London rool

On the contrary my friend! I watched far too much of it, but at least got to see Victor being the most entertaining and interesting HM in there

I got "over" BB5 a long time ago.

Anyone who actually thinks that Dan will be on a sell-out world tour next year is genuinely disengaged from reality.

Little Miss Low Attention Span strikes again.

And he'll be able to use correct punctuation and grammar too.