Since WHATM thread-making is no longer done according to agreed procedure I thought I'd feel free to make one too...

Jason is taking his burgers outside and calls to Nadia about her sausages being ready.

Dan is in his robe on the sofas eating. Isn't it too hot?

Oh dear Shell's been stung by a wasp or something. Jason tells her to use the emergency sauces

Shell is wiping something she spilt off the floor. Nadia says "oh well, final countdown" I think she means for evictions.

Shell responds by doing her battery running flat noise

Well Jason's actually sitting having a meal with Dan but they're not tlaking.

Shell says for the umpteenth time she thinks it's only 1 going as the shopping was for 5 "unless it's just a very clever ploy"

ooo000ooooo

I can see you floucing around from here!

No sign of Mich and Stu. Maybe they are in bed? The other 4 are in the living room. Nadia goes to sit outside and no one else speaks except Shell going "ow"

flouncing is very liberating

They're in the baths (separately). Michelle was last seen shaving her legs and Stuart looked like he'd gone to sleep.

Shell ate very quickly - she's already washing up and Dan and Jason still haven't finished! Dan's onto an apple now. Apart from a short burst of song "the final countdown" Dan is lost in thought

Was it shaving that gave Nadia the horrid graze on her leg?

Shell says she needed to wash up for "something te dae". She's definitely got some Scottish vowels no matter what anyone says (-:

Vote on C4 "would you prefer to see Dan eating an apple or Michelle shaving her legs?"

(only joking)

BB just called Daniel to diary room and he says "do you know who I am?" into the camera

Lol - I'm losing ground here

Stuart and Michelle are in the baths - in a separate one each! Didn't Stu want leg shavings all over him? I think he's asleep.

Nadia screeching in the background. Stu frowns but his eyes don't open. Ah he woke up when Dan came over.