Pen and paper at the ready! Here comes the promised curry:

Ingredients:

- 1 1/2 lean pork (without skin and bone)
- 1 onion
- 1 dried chilli
- 3 tbsp oil
- 2 tsp finely grated fresh ginger
- pinch of ground coriander
- 1/2 tsp ground curcuma (tumeric)
- pinch of ground cumin
- pinch of ground cloves
- 2 tbsp dark soy sauce
- salt & pepper

Method:

1. Prepare pork (wash, dice), slice onions, chop dried chilli.

2. Heat oil and quickly brown pork. Season with salt and pepper and add onion, ginger and chilli. Fry gently for 3 mins. Stir in coriander, curcuma, cumin and cloves. Add 200ml of water/2 tbsp of soy sauce. Cover and cook for 45 mins.

Hey toasty!

Well, you make it sound easy, but its not for a farmer

This is Doc Who, and its Moffatt writing, anything could happen. Simple timey wimey stuff.

Copies and pastes and sell on ebay

Ah, but you've underestimated the donkey I've mounted...this is thee Donkey (shrek version), he can fly and turn into a stallion, not to mention his dragon wife, hahaha!

Balls. Hacks ebay and ruins Lemmo's account!

Well you have underestimated my cart, it has now transformed into an Aladdin style magic carpet

So, I call upon the dragon and incinerate the carpet...never buy from land of leather lemmo, way to combustable!

We are in the right. We will prevail!

Too late already moved to amazon *counts money*

Uses water charm and wingardem leviosa, give up robbo or l'll set hagrid after your dragon

So, you've resorted to illegally selling in the Amazon, shame on you lemmo. Taking advantage of the poor South American's. Cancels lemmo's passport, your stuck in America forever!

B'ah, his beard is no match for cousin it, he's a full-on hair ball! Fires grappling hook and pulls in the carpet!

Dont need passport, the curry went down so well they made me tribal chief so i've got diplomatic immunity everywhere. Im free to roam.

Umm hello, im Lady voldemort, dont need ridiculous carpet I can fly.

BOOOOOOOOOOM

Thank God DOI is over. Anyone watching Lewis?

`Its on in the background here, my nan loves it

Not necessarily, enters into a war against South America, we'll nuke you primitives if you try get near our country!

I was aiming to reach 4000 posts today, its looking possible

This fight shall end...and end with a victory for me. *whistles*....

....mafia and Danielle Hope come running from out of the smog to defeat the evil lemmo and banish her into the dungeon of Emilie

Your nukes are no match for mother nature and if that fails the voodoo doll treatment will finish you off by making you confused and under my spell. So you were nuking where exactly.... THE PALLADIUM. Robbo thats a death penalty offence, you killed Danielle.

Just seen the Doc Who trailer on BBC1 again, haha, its on constant replay!

I expect a speech young lady!

Umm... not possible you have already nuked the palladium and danielle, forcing everyone to watch emily as dot forever. So far suicide count remains high. Robbo, you have a lot of blood on your hands.

haha, if only that was true, thanks to my appalling sense of direction I wouldn't even be able to point out the palladium in a london map

Oh No, cant handle the pressure *shakes in corner*