Wonder what today's task will be? Surprised we haven't had a rumour as to what it is yet! Hopefully it'll be something evil just to round the show off

Stuart = birdbrain.

Stu now becomes shadowman trying to imiitate a bird's shadow with his hands in an unsuccessful attempt to get it to jump. Shell has now joined them. Dan and Shell posit the idea that the cricket may be confused as to exactly what Stu thinks he is and is doing.........................

Hell if i know we just used them as feedstuff, them an mealworms, full of protien for the lizards.

breaking news

the grashopper is flying

shell : fly grasshopper flllyyyyyyyyyyyy

*Off Topic**
Talking Movies on BBC2, repeated at 3:30pm on BBC News 24

nothing sad about educating yourself

You may be right it does look slightly bigger than the crickets we had, although i'm not expert, off to google to have a look.

Not sure if i'm picking this up right, getting bored a bit, but i think they are agreed that they like using the C**T word.

On the patio Stu,Dan and Shell discuss swear words and how funny they are and how Tarrantino says the more you repeat them the funnier and more meaningless they become.....

dan stu and shell on the patio

dan talking about the fcuk campaign (french connection) and how close it was to the edge but so succesful. Says the research showed it was 3rd offensive.

stu : what was the most offensive ? C U Next Tuesday ?

dan : no

they talk about C word. Dan says he likes swear words and its the way you use them thats offensive. Shell agrees. Her and Stu thought the C word was the most offensive.

Plane overhead but apparently not as cool as the one they saw yesterday which apparently was like a Spitfire but with two engines ..........Dan thinks they (the planes) may be hired in films which of course Stu finds "awesome Dude"

Stu on walkies round the garden again.............
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He looks happiest I have seen him in ages .......wonder why that might be . ????

Jason is up again

Because last night his chains were removed...hope they stay removed.

Jason putting together a wee snack. Looks like cheese and toast.

jason and nadia in the kitchen

luckily nothing was said

And this is the person that the departed one is going to consult before accepting The Sun's page three offer if the press conference reports are to be believed? I despair.

Jason sits on sofa looking sexy as ever about to entreat us to an afternoon slurp and sniffathon.....................

nadia is looking rather fetching in a short light-blue dress. she is off to the DR to state her shock at jason still being there.......

nadia is back out and on the patio. she is getting a bit noisy, i had to turn the sound down a bit

jason doing his robinson crusoe........... eating on the sofa with his shirt open wide, shorts and semi-erect hairdo.

what press conference reports ?????

dan and jay having a light tiff. jays bothered about all the wasps in the BR and wants them to keep the BR doors shut mostly

stu eating from a bowl. possibly cereal
him and jay talking keep-fit