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Whats happening at the moment? Day 65 31/07/04 : 6pm - Midnight
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Originally Posted by sedna:
“poor Jason - disliked when he doesn't speak and eaqually when he start talking. No win situation for him...”
“poor Jason - disliked when he doesn't speak and eaqually when he start talking. No win situation for him...”
good!
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Dans drink was saltwater. I hardly think he would become ill through drinking that.
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“Dans drink was saltwater. I hardly think he would become ill through drinking that.
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Aren't you supposed to drink salt water if you swallow something you shouldn't so that it makes you sick? I agree it won't do any long term harm though.
Jason charges into the living area singing "Ace of Spades" and playing air guitar wildly, Stu shouts out "ama---zing D-U-D-E!" and joins him to the others amazement.............
I might have made that up........
I might have made that up........
Originally Posted by sedna:
“Has anyone worked out the significance of the two bottles of milk that was left in DR yesterday?”
“Has anyone worked out the significance of the two bottles of milk that was left in DR yesterday?”
good for settling your tummy after a fishshake?
Originally Posted by Glorfindel:
“Despite feeling too unwell to eat, Dan digs into a jar of chocolate spread...
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“Despite feeling too unwell to eat, Dan digs into a jar of chocolate spread...
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Is he doing it Winnie the Pooh style like Shell did a few weeks ago?
Originally Posted by ludovica:
“Jason's use of "****ing" is a million times worse than either of those...”
“Jason's use of "****ing" is a million times worse than either of those...”
I totally f***ing agree with you! Super post!
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“Is he doing it Winnie the Pooh style like Shell did a few weeks ago?”
“Is he doing it Winnie the Pooh style like Shell did a few weeks ago?”
Oh god, she made me apoplectic when she was doing that - she was wearing all white!
I believe Dan was eating it using scraps of bread (his preferred method of off Jason's arse not being practical at the time!).
Originally Posted by ArtyAttack:
“Dans drink was saltwater. I hardly think he would become ill through drinking that.”
“Dans drink was saltwater. I hardly think he would become ill through drinking that.”
Salt water is a purgative, so I would expect him to be sick almost immediately after drinking it (as he was), but it certainly shouldn't have any effect on him this long after.
Originally Posted by Voice of Reason:
“Salt water is a purgative, so I would expect him to be sick almost immediately after drinking it (as he was), but it certainly shouldn't have any effect on him this long after.”
“Salt water is a purgative, so I would expect him to be sick almost immediately after drinking it (as he was), but it certainly shouldn't have any effect on him this long after.”
I suspect it's mainly psychosomatic. Plus he's sulking.
Originally Posted by Longsightboy:
“WHATM: surely they aren't doing anything to warrant picture cut?”
“WHATM: surely they aren't doing anything to warrant picture cut?”
Perhaps they are washing up in a life threatening manner
Originally Posted by Snozzwangler:
“There's too much body fluid in this series of BB, anyone else agree!”
“There's too much body fluid in this series of BB, anyone else agree!”
What do you mean? Haven't seen any blood - yet!
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“ What do you mean? Haven't seen any blood - yet!”
“ What do you mean? Haven't seen any blood - yet!”
Oh dear god, I think you've just cursed the last week!
Bring on the bloodshed!
Originally Posted by sedna:
“That's it...words like 'super' and 'totally' that make Shell go on my nerves (amongst other things). Even worse than Stu's 'amaaaaazing'_”
“That's it...words like 'super' and 'totally' that make Shell go on my nerves (amongst other things). Even worse than Stu's 'amaaaaazing'_”
She was an Enid Blyton fan and also Mallory Towers so it could be worse it could be spiffing!
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“ She was an Enid Blyton fan and also Mallory Towers so it could be worse it could be spiffing!”
“ She was an Enid Blyton fan and also Mallory Towers so it could be worse it could be spiffing!”
There's nothing wrong with Enid Blyton - I was practically raised on the Famous five!
Originally Posted by Longsightboy:
“WHATM: Dan running a bath outside
BB has provided air freshners”
“WHATM: Dan running a bath outside
BB has provided air freshners”
Air freshners for outside? God it must be absolutely rank if they need them for outside, yeurgh!
Originally Posted by Glorfindel:
“There's nothing wrong with Enid Blyton - I was practically raised on the Famous five!”
“There's nothing wrong with Enid Blyton - I was practically raised on the Famous five!”
Unfortunately she'd be Anne. Couldn't stand her - I liked George.
(Julian vaguely annoyed me too...)
Originally Posted by Snozzwangler:
“Air freshners for outside? God it must be absolutely rank if they need them for outside, yeurgh!”
“Air freshners for outside? God it must be absolutely rank if they need them for outside, yeurgh!”
Don't you wish that Michelle is still in, just to watch her 'appreciate' the fishy smell, in a way that only she knows how... She might have left the house voluntarily, and that would make Jason go out as well... Two birds with one stone...
*Small voice* I liked Anne...George was too boisterous for me. Huh. Rereading that makes me understand why friends and family have been comparing me to Shell for 9 weeks!
Originally Posted by sedna:
“Don't you wish that Michelle is still in, just to watch her 'appreciate' the fishy smell, in a way that only she knows how... She might have left the house voluntarily, and that would make Jason go out as well... Two birds with one stone...”
“Don't you wish that Michelle is still in, just to watch her 'appreciate' the fishy smell, in a way that only she knows how... She might have left the house voluntarily, and that would make Jason go out as well... Two birds with one stone...”
Unfortunately Jason is on the short straight home now. We've missed our chance with him, and he's gaining popularity ...... I think like he's beginning to look like a winner.
His game plan has been the best really - first two weeks fun guy, last week even more of a fun guy - and people will blame his sulky behaviour on Michelle, so another nail in the poor deluded girl's coffin.
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