Jason: back to Elton John...

Jason now doing some claening and washing sniff up and reminding us that may have forgot that he only knows two lines of 'your song(?)' sniff

Were outside in the garden now. Stuart is walking round the garden talking about cheesecake. Nadia and Shell are both in duvets lying down. Dan starts singing 'put the needle on it'. Nadia says how she loves the song.

E4 on adverts.

Merchandising for Jason.

Ideas....

Scratch and sniff cardboard cutout.
Scratch and sniff lottery tickets.
Scratch and sniff loo roll.

Nadia says she loves 'Put the needle on it', Dannii Minogue; Dan sings it...
- Great taste in music Nad... NOT

MICHELLE SINGIN ON e4+1 NOW

E4 advert for Big Brothers winners week. Next Monday.
It will again cover all the housemates and not just the winner.

Back live on E4 and we are being shown Jason doing the washing up.

WHATM

Jason continues to clean the Cooking Area - Now washing dishes as well...

I'm sure BB could come up with something! Nothing going on at all - Another Dan lecture about someone...

We cut back to the cliff-hanging moment where Jason is washing a bowl!

In the garden. Dan is talking. The sound is cut. Dan is talking about some music artist that split up. '..what happens is you run out of steam, you run out of creativity'. Sound is cut to the rest. Camera view changes back to Jason washing up. Dan is singing in the background. Nadia shouts 'oh my god' from outside.

Scratch and sniff version of the nude calendar
Blow up scratch and sniff Jason Sex Doll complete with own mirror.
Jason TYS doll ..press button in stomach and chest hairs grow ready for saving with 10 free refils (advanced version includes string in back which when pulled spins head round as it says "I'll tear your ***ing head off, I'll tear your ***ing head off")
DIY rhinoplasty kit

BB: Could a HM come to the DR.

Stu has gone to the DR.

He's back, BB wants stuff (from the task) back...

Stu: Where's those scissors then Naadiaaaa?

A Sleeping Jason doll that opens it's eyes when you shout 'Dinner's Ready!'

Back on E4. Stuart is now in the kitchen with Jason and is saying about how his hair goes in his face. Him and Jason talk about hair. Stuart is cutting himself a piece of cheesecake. Jason is wiping down the work surface.

WHATM

Stu asks Nadia if she wants some cheesecake - Jason continues to clean the Cooking Area, singing Elton John songs...

Stuart asks Nadia if she wants cheesecake. She says yes but wants only half the amount that Stuart has got. Jason is still on his mad clean-up, occasionally singing.

Stuart moaning that he's 'nailed his foot'. Whatever that means . My tip Stuart - wear shoes round the house!

Nadia, Stuart and Shell are lying down on the decking. Shell is eating. It looks like they are going to play some game where they pick a letter and name an artist with that letter and then sing a song. Stuart joins them. They talk about the fugees.

The group are playing that game were you go through the letters of the alphabet, naming an artist who's initial matches the letter. They've put a different slant on the game, you have to sing a song by them as well. We've had the Fugees, now Gloria Gaynor.

Nadia mentions Gloria Gaynor. Dan starts singing one of her songs.
Stuart asks if anyones heard of emelio. Shell adds 'Estevez' (you dipshit). Stuart says that he/she's an american artist. Dan thinks that he has heard of them. Nadia says the letter H. Shell thinks of someone.

Shell can't think of a 'H' band... Stuart storms in with Hanson...

that's who he reminds me of!

Stuart says 'Hanson' and Shell repeats it with some enthusiasm and grinning.

All I can say is thank **** for the commercial break thats just appeared, as having to hear them sing ummm bop would really drive me round the bend!

Stu thinks of 'Hansen'. We're saved from a rendition of 'Mmm Bop' by the E4 adverts.