So I'll start the whole thing about words housemates would never say to each other.

So I'll start this:

MICHELLE (to STU): I'll leave you alone, chicken.

VICTOR: I think I fancy Emma, I want her back!

MARCO: Jason, I think Im falling in love with you.

SHELL: C'mon Stu, you were so stu-pid to fall in love with Michelle- she was such a b***h!

Let's hear your qoutes BB housemates would never say!

Dan - Right them I'm off, see you on the outside

Jason - OK lets play a game

Stu - God I hate it in here

Nadia - I used to be a man

Shell - I'll let someone else do the shopping list this week

JASON: I love you Nadia.
KITTEN: Yes, sir.
AHMED: I promise to love, honour and obey.
AHMED: Yes, you're right.
JASON: I'm in a good mood today.

Michelle- "I totally understand your point of view and concede I was wrong."

"Does anyone else want to be centre of attention for a change?"

Emma - I am a member of MENSA

Michelle - Stu I will let you make you own mind up

Marco - Ahmed is a real star

Nadia: Smoking is a filthy habit.

Vanessa: Right, who wants a custard pie fight?

Shell "I want to win"
Jason "Nadia you look fabulous"
Michelle" No Stuart I will not take my clothes off"
Victor "I love Fence Sitters"

SHELL: C'mon if you think you're 'ard enough.

Ahmed to Shell
Let me do the washing-up

Michelle to Stuart
Send me a postcard when you go ski-ing, chicken

Stuart to Michellle
leave me alone for one minute, can't you?

Emma
Does anyone know if the bathroom is free at the moment?

Shell
God, why am I stuck with these moronic people?

Shell " I hate cooking"
Shell "Lets fight"
Nadia "im giving up smoking"
Jason "I am not wearing my White shirt tonight"

Dan-I really want to win
Jason- I like you all
Nadia-Smoking kills
Michelle-I'm a virgin
Kitten- I'm a Tory
Emma- I'm a pacifist
Ahmed-Let's get drunk
Victor- I really don't want to win
Stuart- I won't wear that silly costume
Marco-I've slept with 250 women
Becki-I don't want to be famous

Stuart "You really are a sad bint Michelle. Do you know that?"

Shell "Come sleep with me tonight chick, you can feel my baps if you like. Michelle won't see she's probably at Stringfellow's by this time of night"

Dan "Right, I'm done guys I've just been in to see Big Brother and I'm off this afternoon"

Jason "I have had such an amazing time in here with you guys"

Nadia "Right, that's it, that's my last fag!"

ahmed : i will share the double bed with marco if no-one else minds

dan : anyone know where i can hire myself a PR consultant?

emma : I'm making a solar powered heater for the spa

jason : nadia, i love your laugh

kitten : i could really do with some cock inside me right now

marco : you're right, i'll shut up

michelle : will you **** off with the cuddles for 1 minute? jesus it's like being smothered

nadia : no thanks, i've just put one out

shell : sod the prize money

stuart : i love you michelle

vanessa : youyouyouyouyouyouyou

victor : actually, now i come to think of it...jay z is a bag of shite

Ahmed to Michelle "Get your baps out for the boys"
Michelle to Ahmed "Ok. Come lick blue icing off me baps chicken"

Stuart to Michelle "No I don't want a cowbot suit, complete with guns, holsters and sheriff's badge, that would be sooo childish"

Jason to Nadia "Tell you what love, I'll go and swap half of my fake tan for 20 ciggies"

Victor to Emma "Next time I look like a total prat, throw something at me will you?"

Dan to Jason "I'm off..... Jason, the door please".

Emma: I'm in Mensa
Kitten: Does my arse look big in this?
Vanessa: I'll get me tits out for the lads
Marco: Come over 'ere and say that to my face
Becki: I'm really a man
Ahmed: I want Marco's babies
Victor: I like my head to be well ventilated, innit?
Michelle: I'm playing a game
Jason: I hate my body
Shell: Way ay chuck
Stuart: <anything> my arse!
Dan: I'll punch your effin lights out mate
Nadia: "passive smoking kills"

Ahmed "Michelle please will you be my Seargent"
Marco "Yes I agree Shell we do not need Chicken nuggets on the shopping list"
Michelle "I am not putting my hair in a pony tail today"

Shell "Could you pass the brown sauce for my chicken nuggets?

Kitten: "Don't you think Maggie Thatcher was treated like, so unfairly?"
Emma: "Sorry Victor, completely my fault"
Vanessa: "Ben Fogle's a wimp compared to you Jason"
Marco: I'd like a nice broccoli quiche and salad for tea please"
Ahmed: "Marco, I LOVE him"
Becki: "Sorry BB can't do the Judas kiss - put me up for eviction instead"
Victor: "I think I prefer country music to be honest"
Michelle: "You go for your fortnight skiing with your mates. I'll just sit at home & watch Eastenders till you're back my chick"
Jason: "Exercise - waste of time really"
Dan: "Will you all SHUT THE F*CK UP - YOU'RE GETTING ON MY TITS"
Shell: "I'll stick me 'air in a pony & put me white boots on - class, innit"
Stuart: "My mum thinks you're such a sweetheart Mich - she can't wait to meet you"
Nadia: "Think I'll take up snuff - smoking is soooo last year"

Stuart
Can't remember what my A level grades were.

Nadia : I care about the effects of passive smoking...
Daniel : To be honest guys ive been putting on an act the whole time...
Stuart : Michelle was just a bit on the side until i got out...
Shell : I dont care who does the cooking...

Dan: You got yourselves into this, sort out your own battles.

Dan : I really want to win...that is why i have kissed everyones bottoms and installed myself as house peace keeper...it seems to have worked so far...

Ahmed "I so love it when a woman is in charge..."
Becki "I'm a lousy kisser"
Dan "I think being on BB5 has given me street cred"
Emma "Victor and Jason are lovely, lovely guys and Jason should win"
Jason "When I get out I'm going to ask Emma for a date"
Kitten "I wish I was still in the house"
Marco "Please may I join the Jungle Cats?"
Michelle "Feel free to snog Stu, Shell, and pretend he's Scott"
Nadia "I wish I was a bloke!"
Shell "I really hope Jason wins this, he's been so sociable and happy"
Stuart "Who's Michelle?"
Vanessa "Actually it was Victor I wanted to snog, Jay's not my type"
Victor "I hope Dan wins. It would be such a shame if he walked out..."

Stuart

I had a good night's sleep last night and feel quite refreshed this morning.

Nadia - I think im missing something...