Stuart: "I look for class in a woman."

Victor:"I'm trying to get in contact with my feminine side."

Dermot:"I'm not at all envious that bloody Davina has an entourage and I don't."

This is a great thread - anyone mind me nicking the idea for tomorrow afternoon's topic question on the updates <cheeky grin!>

Cxx

I started this thread and I dont mind, Myfanwy.

Endemol: "the obscenely large sums of money we make from the phone calls will all go to support orphan children."

Channel 4 executive: "Nadia winning won't help our demographics at all."

Thanks mate!

I'll give you a mention if I use it


Cxx

Luke Skywalker: "You can feel my zaps, chicken."
Mario the plumber: "You can feel my taps, chicken."
Ordance Survey Chief Executive: "You can feel my maps, chicken."
Family Planning Clinic: "You can feel my caps, chicken."
Eminem: "you can feel my raps, chiicken."

Jason: "Marco, lets sing all the classic disney songs together in the Jacuzzi"

LOL! Good one

Victor: ''I wish people would stop arguing. All I want is a quiet life.''

Vanessa: "Of course I'll join you and your wife in a steamy sex session, Mr Squeezer"

Nadia: I wanna be a Jungle Cat. Im sooo in love with Jason.

*Can you change your name around here? Could someone help?*

Ahmed: "Hey Marco, fancy a blow job after I've washed these dishes?"
Emma: "We can resolve this conflict through reasoned discussion."
Kitten: "Fillet steak - rare, please. What do you think of my dress dear?"

Jason: "I want to work on my mind instead of my body."

Nadia: "Everyone finds my laugh attractive."

Dan: "Don't bother coming to see my band - we're crap."

Nadia: "I think I might shower without my heels"

Housemates would not say:

Ahmed - I'll have a beer
Becky - Im not going to talk to ahmed
Dan - Don't vote me out
Emma - I dont need the toilet
Jason - I think we should have fun
Kitten - Lets stop messing about
Marco - I don't want to have fun
Michelle - Any conversation without the word chicken in it
Nadia - I dont want a cigrette
Shell - I'm going to act normal
Stuart - Dan, can you cut my hair
Vanessa - I don't want a boyfriend
Victor - Emma can I be your friend

Nadia, "I love it when Jay calls me mutton"

You would expect housemates to say:

Ahmed - AHMED A - anoying, H - headach, M - mad,
E - earache, D - dieing
Becky - I never watched big brother
Dan - Im not helping
Emma - Babe
Jason - I cant stay here long I have a date with the
bathroom mirror
Kitten - Don't do what big brother says
Marco - Oh my god darling
Michelle - Chicken
Nadia - I want cigrettes
Shell -
Stuart - Dude
Vanessa - Im taking the doubble bed
Victor - in it

Jason - "my ideal girlfriend is over 16"

Housemates would not say:

Ahmed - Women are definitely the superior sex
Becky - Talking to yourself is the first sign of madness
Dan - Yes I DO want the cash
Emma - I've got a first class honours degree
Jason - I'm interested in developing my brain, not my body
Kitten - Capitalism works for me!
Marco - Dan! Get that mess cleaned up, you know I hate disorder!
Michelle - I think we should have an open relationship and anyway an intellectual conversation is better than sex any day
Nadia - Oh my gawd, this top is far too revealing!
Shell - I'm sick of the lot of youse and I won't be cookin' again!
Stuart - I'm going to be a man about this...
Vanessa - I 'ate talking about meself
Victor - Emma, you're a star dwarling! (air kiss/air kiss)

I started this thread just thought about bringing it back see what other people think. Now that we've heard about the HM after the end of BB5, let's have more things they would never say in reality (include HM from BB Panto as well).

jade - im thinking about becoming the next einstein,
victor - women are the superior sex
i cant think of any more.