my requests for future bbs :

paper plates and bowls.
dishwasher so they dont have to wash up.

theres nothing more noisy than pots and culterly clanging next to their mics.

They probably will because the suggestion is that Wednesday's eviction will be during a surprise party when the evictee will simply be spirited away so if the HM's only have their eviction outfits they will be dressed in them for the party .....
http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds7186.html

for the amount of shite he says, that could refer to his mouth!

LOL LOL LOL I really have to be careful here don't I, but I am not sure what I would do with his bottom. Actually it is quite an attractive bottom viewed in and of itself if you did not know who the owner was. I think I am ready for the nut-house now, but only if I can watch BB

dan has a minute with himself. that was a stressful situation for him! and for saying he was going to walk this week.

trilby, coat, door they you go dan, set yourself free.

Why don't you sign up for the C4 14-day BB Internet trial. Cancel this Saturday.

You'r ready for the nut-house, have you got your suitcase packed ........... then you can join the HMs!

or for future buy a £5 length of double shielded cable and have sky upstairs!!

Typical!, I do something else for a change and i've actually missed something happening.

I do have the sky upstairs, I open the window and enjoy the view .....

oh come on someone WHATM, I'm bored in case you hadn't noticed.

Or come on BB more excitement in the House please.

oooh you sound clever ... can you come round and set up our surround sound for us ??lol

and we havent even discussed nadia making a tent under the table and handcuffing stu to it.

Shell is lying in her duvet yet again. Nadia next to her. Jason is walking around. Dan is sitting down on the decking having a drink. Can't see stu-pid at the moment.

no but you can hear his clanking!! its always him that does it !

lol! plug the five speakers in (or 6 if your posh!) and get a star wars dvd and use the test set up on there. but i would love to come and look round your new house though

Actually they do seem to be getting on well lately.

I'm only using the computer upstairs because the charger for my laptop is bust - hoping the new one will arrive by Friday.

BB calls a housemate to the DR. Shell goes.

It's for batteries.

Ah, yes I can see stu-pid eating as usual.

why did i misread that so badly!

hm to dr. shell runs to it baywatch styleee in her bikini.

Mr Blonde wants jason to win i want Nadia I am calling all Nadia fans

Please this is the last week we need to unite on our quest

lol we have plugged in all 6 speakers but we still dont understand the setup of the damn thing lol

and sorry but we dont have a star wars dvd ...maybe we should get one

clanking? has he some sort of concealed piercing that we don't know about? or has Michelle installed some sort of chastity belt?

new laptop : you lucky begger!

donT worry Jason hasn't got a hope in hell...more chance of Victoria Beckham having a no.1 single

Nadia is nodding off. Jason is singing 'You've got that loving feeling'. Dan is just looking blankly. Stuart is still eating. Shell offers to make everyone a fried egg.

Shell is back to just wearing her bikini, cynical move or not I ain't complaining.