I, Banana
I never shall grow straighter,
It's certain that I'll tend
To curve both now and later
For I banana, bend.
While apples go with Eden
And patients munch on grapes
I'm sold from Maine to Sweden
And also feed the apes.
I keep emotions guarded,
A fruit without a pip,
My coat if once discarded
Is that on which you slip.
My fave song's Mellow Yellow,
I like pop, yes I do
By that Donovan fellow,
Bananarama too.
Placed on an album cover,
It shocked me when I found
The band was like no other,
The Velvet Underground!
I suddenly felt trendy
Through Andy Warhol's whim,
No longer bland and bendy,
An icon thanks to him.
But being no head tripper
I made sure life stayed real,
My coat's still got a zipper
For anyone to peel.
I'll never match James Garner
Or Brad Pitt being chased,
What pleases I, banana
Is how you love my taste.
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