Hollywood names
I saw Tom mix
The drinks and fix
The bar, some seemed to grope
And talk inane,
Booze made John wane
Yet also gave Bob hope.
A waitress there
Gave Fred a stare
Who stopped mid-meal to say 'Oh
The burgers here
Lack flavour dear,
Please serve Virginia mayo.'
With Robert sure
But Demi more
The right sort to awaken,
Breakfast ahead,
She's out of bed
And frying Kevin bacon.
It takes a chance
To make Charles dance
And with Winona ride a
Storm but she'll choose
To let Tom cruise
Or Sam kneel down for cider.
Jim, carry all
The balls of wool,
Though sewing trade's forgotten
See Vincent price
The thread, how nice
He's selling Joseph cotton.
Watch Michael cane
Which inflicts pain
Then witness sweet and lightly
Gregory peck
A pretty neck,
He's kissing Keira nightly.
Fast steeds are best,
One sent May west,
On hearing Alan order
A horse with smiles
Took Vera miles
Across the Texan border.
A fatal hour
Gave Tyrone power,
Noel cowered at the way
A shot alone
Left Sharon stone
And poor Faye done away.
This ode is done,
It may not stun
But hopefully you'll ponder
The names it has
And all that jazz,
Like what made Henry fonder.
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