My sister thought she would attempt the Bolero in the living room whilst I was outside having a fag.

She's gone right through the TV and it's smashed to bits.

Does 'it' refer to the TV or is that a derogatory term you use for your sister?

But don't try this at home won't stop idiots being idiots; that's in general nit aimed directly at your sis. hope your sister isn't hurt though; the tv can be replaced.

I'm just glad the dog's OK.

She nearly stood on the dog trying to do a handstand.

I can't leave her for 5 minutes. Nightmare.