The phrase "until the morning light", has anyone
ever said that in real life?
Songs about dancing your cares away. Of course, with the recession, a cracked government, a dying planet, and a world at war, what we the people need to do to solve this...is dance. No wait, that can't be right, because I've just remembered I'm not a 2-year-old.
Songs about not being at all bothered about getting dumped. Let me ask you this, Cee Lo Green, if you're so unperturbed by your girlfriend leaving you for a richer guy, why were you with her in the first place?
Using noises in a chorus when you run out of words.
"Baby, you're a firework, come and let your colours burst, make 'em go oh, oh oh" - excellent third line, Katy.
J-Lo's new single is a great example and Lady Gaga is a constant offender. Bad Romance took this cliche to a whole new level.