Look at the odds at the top of the page..... definately Shell I'm afraid

you must have a mighty fine set of lungs to get heard!

either that or you know someone, who knows someone, who knows how to get you at the front!

if you see Dermot, slip him some tongue from me!

Nooooooo!! Shell has to go tomorrow. I want to see the rest of them cook without Fanny Craddock hovering over 'em

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Shell is chopping ing ing ing ing ing ing ing and Stu is singing in his best can't sing mode............... Part time hair erector Jason is neo comatose on the decking....................

Well you never know, Gay welsh shepherd..... large mountain.......welly boots........

shell beating the bejaysus out of something on the worksurfaces

stu singing something about a little sister and him owing her one

shell now goes to the decking and talks to the grass - bloody hell, grass, you're soaking

cut to jason sitting up in bed

back to stu drying up the dishes

BC

someone posted that days ago on here, I reckon that comediene pinched it from them!

If the eviction was tonight, it would be Stu.

Its cheaper if you buy a double test, that way, if the first one is a false alarm or incorrect, you've got a spare!

Hehe, I kinda had an idea it was that

After Shell's cry-fest this afternoon? I doubt it ...

Slip him some tongue Hes too short for me I'm afraid!! being 6ft tall, its quite easy to get to the front, you just walk through, and if anyone moans, give them my "angry eyes" look. works a treat!

Correct, the odds must have changed sometime this afternoon.

shell has a right face on, as she wrestles with a colander

nadia wiping down surfaces

shell is banging and clattering stuff so much i expect all the pots to have dents in by the time she's done

BC

So why has it taken you so long to get yourself over here?

I missed that, quick recap for us who were less alert ......... cheers, much appreciated!

Oh god, you're the one I can never see over, round, etc! You always sit in front of me at the cinema, and wear a big hat to make yourself even taller!

"Dinners ready ..Dan.. Dinners ready!" cried Stu

Dan looking fetching in turban and dressing gown sashy's in from the bedroom.
"HMMNN That smells delicious" says he

Nadia giggles secretly knowing that's a cue for the ads.............

Here:

http://bigbrother.channel4.com/bigbr...ry.jsp?id=6766

stu having difficulty deciding where he wants shell to put his mince, on top of the pasta or on the side
after much consideration and an "any time today" from shell, he plumps for on toperoons

BC

bb showed the nominations of previous weeks of all the people who are left in the house, shell got the hump, went to dr to complain, and got told to "leave then", she left dr, stamped her feet, kicked something which stubbed her toe, and hasn't stopped the crocodile/horse impression since (long face). its all on official ch4 site.

She must still be in a bad mood with BB for showing the nominations, she likes to let things build up inside her.

yep thats me!!!!!!

Lieutenant Dan.... dinner's ready Lieutenant Dan!

'Evil' BB got all HMs on the sofa, plasma creen on, and showed them nominating each other in the DR - possibly a retribution for their behaviour yesterday. Everyone took it well, apart from Shell, who turned on the waterworks, kicked some immovable object (!!), then went to the DR and came out more annoyed than before.

She's practically sealed her exit now.