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Old 05-04-2011, 13:05   #1
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Facebook status updates of soap characters

Ronnie Mitchell: "This can't be fixed. none of you understand. None of you could understand. I'm off to the swing park"

COMMENTS: Roxy: Whats wrong sis you know you can tell me anything.
Phil: Oh cuz stop moanin' or I'll send Ben over to slap you down LOL
Jack: I love you Ronnie. We can get through this
Heather: Ronnie love, come over to the laundrette later for some cake. I'll try save you a slice.


Kim: "Itssssss Time to get Wasteeeeeed"

COMMENTS: Denise: Sister you have problems its 2pm on a Tuesday
Kat: Kim darling, your keeping us in business just now. We need to get Phil back on the booze aswell haha
Phil: oi oi Kat LOL *deflate*
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Old 05-04-2011, 13:13   #2
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Abi Branning: Hi all, I'm in love with my new man Jay Mitchell

Max: Woss new Abs?

ABi: dad, stop using facebook

Max: What so I can't keep tabs on my doorter now?

Jack: WIght Max

Max: You s'posed to be lookin' out for Ron

Jack: Shes doing my head in

Max: mine too bruv

Abi: eh hello? This is my page

Max: No it ain't Abs, thats it your grounded

Darren: ello ello boss, woss the latest?

Max: get lost Darren will you

Peggy: Jay Mitchell? SInce when? He's not a Mitchell! Phil..PHIL sort it will ya Phil

Phil: yeah alwight mum, sorted
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Old 05-04-2011, 13:26   #3
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Tamwar Masood just updated his relationship status to "Married"
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Darren Miller Congrats!
Jodie Gold Congratz babes!!!! Trez happi 4 u!!
Zainab Masood THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT? WTF???
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Old 05-04-2011, 13:40   #4
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^^ LOL . can't imagine Zainab going "WTF" but trying to makes me LOL.
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Old 05-04-2011, 13:45   #5
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Jack: Just with little James. Aww don't babies change so quickly I don't know where he got his orange skin and jet black hair from

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Kat: Awww cute, shame Tommy died really ain't it he would have probably looked the same, bless! mwahh x
Ronnie: What do you mean by that? All babies look the same!
James: I just wish someone would bloody notice I've been swapped!
Kat: You ain't my son?
James: Yess I am!!!!!!
Jack: Oh crap I wondered why he has started dressing in leopard print!! I better go and find my other kids then I think I've got three out there somewhere.
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Old 05-04-2011, 13:50   #6
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Lucy Beale just updated her Location to Moscow, Russia.
Lauren Branning, Steven Beale and 3 others like this.

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Ian Beale Erm..what?!

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James Branning changed his name to Tommy Moon
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Old 05-04-2011, 13:56   #7
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Graeme Proctor is in a relationship with Tina McIntyre

Graeme Proctor is single

Graeme Proctor is in a relationship with Xin Chiang

Graeme Proctor is engaged

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Old 05-04-2011, 13:58   #8
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James Branning changed his name to Tommy Moon
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Old 05-04-2011, 13:58   #9
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Tamwar Masood just updated his relationship status to "Married"
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Darren Miller Congrats!
Jodie Gold Congratz babes!!!! Trez happi 4 u!!
Zainab Masood THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT? WTF???
Fantastic
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Old 05-04-2011, 15:14   #10
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John Stape changed his name to Colin Fishwick.
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Joy Fishwick: My Colin! It's you!
Colin Fishwick: I'm sorry, Joy, I have to confess. Your son died, and I buried him under a knicker factory.
Carla Connor: SINCE WHEN!?
Owen Armstrong: Do I smell a re-building contract?
Eileen Grimshaw: Carla, I wouldn't hire him if I were you.
Liz McDonald: I agree with Eileen.
Jim McDonald: Aye, he's a right bad'un, so he is.
Becky McDonald: Nobody asked you, Liz.
Kylie Turner: Nobody asked you either, Becky.
David Platt: You tell her, babes!
Tina McIntyre: Oh David, you two make me cringe.
David Platt: Least I'm not single...
Graeme Proctor: Oi!
Tina McIntyre: Stop it please, David.
Xin Chiang: Yeah, leave my much-loved fiance out of this!
Rita Sullivan: You don't half have a nerve, Xin. Poor Tina is suffering.
Norris Cole: Yes indeed, it's most immature!
Emily Bishop: As immature as disowning your brother?
Mary Taylor: Do not verbally assault Norris!
Kevin Webster: Oi, poor Emily's done nothing wrong!
Sally Webster: Uugh, trying to play the nice guy are we Kevin?
Schmeichel: WOOF
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Old 05-04-2011, 15:46   #11
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James Branning changed his name to Tommy Moon
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LMFAO! <3
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Old 05-04-2011, 15:47   #12
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Loving this thread!!


Michael Moon is opening a gym
Jack Branning likes this
*Jack Branning unlikes*
Jack Branning (at 1.34pm): Sorry mate, but you're on your own now.
Max Branning likes this.
Jack Branning (at 2.37pm): Actually mate, I'm back on board *smiley face*
Jack Branning likes this
*Max Branning unlikes*
Michael Moon likes this
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Old 05-04-2011, 15:47   #13
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LMFAO! <3
Seconded!!
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Old 05-04-2011, 15:49   #14
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James Branning changed his name to Tommy Moon
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LOL
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Old 05-04-2011, 15:51   #15
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John Stape changed his name to Colin Fishwick.
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Joy Fishwick: My Colin! It's you!
Colin Fishwick: I'm sorry, Joy, I have to confess. Your son died, and I buried him under a knicker factory.
Carla Connor: SINCE WHEN!?
Owen Armstrong: Do I smell a re-building contract?
Eileen Grimshaw: Carla, I wouldn't hire him if I were you.
Liz McDonald: I agree with Eileen.
Jim McDonald: Aye, he's a right bad'un, so he is.
Becky McDonald: Nobody asked you, Liz.
Kylie Turner: Nobody asked you either, Becky.
David Platt: You tell her, babes!
Tina McIntyre: Oh David, you two make me cringe.
David Platt: Least I'm not single...
Graeme Proctor: Oi!
Tina McIntyre: Stop it please, David.
Xin Chiang: Yeah, leave my much-loved fiance out of this!
Rita Sullivan: You don't half have a nerve, Xin. Poor Tina is suffering.
Norris Cole: Yes indeed, it's most immature!
Emily Bishop: As immature as disowning your brother?
Mary Taylor: Do not verbally assault Norris!
Kevin Webster: Oi, poor Emily's done nothing wrong!
Sally Webster: Uugh, trying to play the nice guy are we Kevin?
Schmeichel: WOOF
LOVE IT
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Old 05-04-2011, 15:56   #16
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Abi Branning: Hi all, I'm in love with my new man Jay Mitchell

Max: Woss new Abs?

ABi: dad, stop using facebook

Max: What so I can't keep tabs on my doorter now?

Jack: WIght Max

Max: You s'posed to be lookin' out for Ron

Jack: Shes doing my head in

Max: mine too bruv

Abi: eh hello? This is my page

Max: No it ain't Abs, thats it your grounded

Darren: ello ello boss, woss the latest?

Max: get lost Darren will you

Peggy: Jay Mitchell? SInce when? He's not a Mitchell! Phil..PHIL sort it will ya Phil

Phil: yeah alwight mum, sorted
lmao

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Tamwar Masood just updated his relationship status to "Married"
Afia Masood likes this

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Darren Miller Congrats!
Jodie Gold Congratz babes!!!! Trez happi 4 u!!
Zainab Masood THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT? WTF???
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^^ LOL . can't imagine Zainab going "WTF" but trying to makes me LOL.
Me too

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John Stape changed his name to Colin Fishwick.
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Joy Fishwick: My Colin! It's you!
Colin Fishwick: I'm sorry, Joy, I have to confess. Your son died, and I buried him under a knicker factory.
Carla Connor: SINCE WHEN!?
Owen Armstrong: Do I smell a re-building contract?
Eileen Grimshaw: Carla, I wouldn't hire him if I were you.
Liz McDonald: I agree with Eileen.
Jim McDonald: Aye, he's a right bad'un, so he is.
Becky McDonald: Nobody asked you, Liz.
Kylie Turner: Nobody asked you either, Becky.
David Platt: You tell her, babes!
Tina McIntyre: Oh David, you two make me cringe.
David Platt: Least I'm not single...
Graeme Proctor: Oi!
Tina McIntyre: Stop it please, David.
Xin Chiang: Yeah, leave my much-loved fiance out of this!
Rita Sullivan: You don't half have a nerve, Xin. Poor Tina is suffering.
Norris Cole: Yes indeed, it's most immature!
Emily Bishop: As immature as disowning your brother?
Mary Taylor: Do not verbally assault Norris!
Kevin Webster: Oi, poor Emily's done nothing wrong!
Sally Webster: Uugh, trying to play the nice guy are we Kevin?
Schmeichel: WOOF


There are Twitter pages for loads of characters, Carla, Norris, Ken, Peter, Deidre and Steve - to name a few
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:02   #17
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Haha love this thread, havent got the best imagination myself though but if i come up with anything i'll be sure to post! Its made me LOL
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:14   #18
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John Stape changed his name to Colin Fishwick.
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Joy Fishwick: My Colin! It's you!
Colin Fishwick: I'm sorry, Joy, I have to confess. Your son died, and I buried him under a knicker factory.
Carla Connor: SINCE WHEN!?
Owen Armstrong: Do I smell a re-building contract?
Eileen Grimshaw: Carla, I wouldn't hire him if I were you.
Liz McDonald: I agree with Eileen.
Jim McDonald: Aye, he's a right bad'un, so he is.
Becky McDonald: Nobody asked you, Liz.
Kylie Turner: Nobody asked you either, Becky.
David Platt: You tell her, babes!
Tina McIntyre: Oh David, you two make me cringe.
David Platt: Least I'm not single...
Graeme Proctor: Oi!
Tina McIntyre: Stop it please, David.
Xin Chiang: Yeah, leave my much-loved fiance out of this!
Rita Sullivan: You don't half have a nerve, Xin. Poor Tina is suffering.
Norris Cole: Yes indeed, it's most immature!
Emily Bishop: As immature as disowning your brother?
Mary Taylor: Do not verbally assault Norris!
Kevin Webster: Oi, poor Emily's done nothing wrong!
Sally Webster: Uugh, trying to play the nice guy are we Kevin?
Schmeichel: WOOF
Haha..love it too

Tommy Duckworth has just had a spray tan 10 times over
Tina McinTyre likes this

David Platt: Don't go looking more orange than me.
Tommy Duckworth: I'm so orange i could turn lesbians straight
Sian Powers: Oi!!,
Kylie Turner: I prefer looking like the walking dead, with me dark eyeliner, proper fit me.
David Platt: You are to me babes
Jim McDonald: So you are, catch yourself on
Liz McDonald: Take me to bed you Jim
Stever: *gurns*
Tina McinTyre: We could all just buy a bulk of fake bake and split the costs??
Tommy Dukworth: Only if i can see you in your underwear *wink wink*
Greame: OI!!!
Sophie: GET LOST TOMMY!!, I HATE YOU ALL, COME ON SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAN!!

OK, that was funnier in my head haha
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:20   #19
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Justin Burton has changed his current location to Coronation St. Weatherfield
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Justin Burton just need to change my name now lol

P.S great thread!
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:20   #20
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Mitzeee Costello | Going for a jog in the woods, these curves don't just happen.
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:24   #21
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Roxy Mitchell: The weekend starts here!! Amy's with Christian, and I'm off to the R&R!

COMMENTS:
Christian Clarke: Babe, I'm in Brighton.
Roxy Mitchell: Oh... well she's outside your door. She has her DVD player, I'm sure she'll be fine.
Tamwar Masood: Oh, so it's your baby outside the door. We let her in but she keeps interrupting us.
Christian Clarke: Us? Who's there with you?
Tamwar Masood: Um... nobody...
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:35   #22
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Mitzeee Costello | Going for a jog in the woods, these curves don't just happen.
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Another great one
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:43   #23
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Ste Hay just updated his relationship status to in a relationship with Noah Baxter

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Brendan Brady Seriously Stephen?
Ste Hay Brendan just butt out!
Brendan Brady Now now Stephen.
Noah Baxter Just leave him alone you meany!
Brendan Brady *Raises eyebrow*
Cheryl Brady Jesus! why is every man I know either gay or a rapist!
Ste Hay Way to make everything about you Cheryl.
Cheryl Brady Sorry guys... OK who wants to go shopping!???!?
Brendan Brady And now you see why I kept it from her all these years.
Ste Hay We are not those sort of gays Cheryl, don't stereotype.
Noah Baxter *Squee!* I will! I will Cheryl!

Ste Hay just updated his relationship status to no longer in a relationship with Noah Baxter

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Brendan Brady That's my boy Stephen.
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:48   #24
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brill thread!
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Old 05-04-2011, 16:55   #25
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Roxy Mitchell: The weekend starts here!! Amy's with Christian, and I'm off to the R&R!

COMMENTS:
Christian Clarke: Babe, I'm in Brighton.
Roxy Mitchell: Oh... well she's outside your door. She has her DVD player, I'm sure she'll be fine.
Tamwar Masood: Oh, so it's your baby outside the door. We let her in but she keeps interrupting us.
Christian Clarke: Us? Who's there with you?
Tamwar Masood: Um... nobody...
Just a little amendement to this that was funny in my head:

Tamwar Masood: Oh, so it's your baby outside the door. We let her in but she keeps interrupting us.
Christian Clarke: Us? Who's there with you?
Tamwar Masood: My wife
*Duff Duff*
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