LOL I thought he was just going to try and scratch the lump off his nose by hand there!!!!!!!!!!!!

If he slips and gets his throat that is.

Calm down, it's just a lack of commercials for people to watch.
I'm still here but not for long.:yawn:

I didn't expect him to start the preen at this time at 3 ish.

Yes he's definately upset by the nose more than usual tonight.....bet he goes into the DR and asks if can have a quick op by Friday so he doesn't let down his fans...........

No! I'm sorry. This is just F**King wierd.
No one rinses with cold water and has to make those faces.

And why does he always do this well after everyone else has gone to bed. It's his sad little secret that he does have OCD and tries to cover it up by doing it when no one is going to be around to see it.

HELP!

3.31 and he's just starting with the cream.

LOL Is ths your first time???

He's slapping on the Teflon - he's made some amazing escapes.

Welcome to the cult.

He is appling fake tan and then see a little piece of hair is 3mm out of place that he is just about to sleep on anyway and so needs to halt the fake tan a second whilst he adjusts that.

I don't want Jason as a friend or even to have my email address.

He'll get some tasty offers from moisturiser companies to do ads -think of Alex and Harpic!

Well first time commenting but I have been watching from the start.

It's just that I'm trying to put the pieces together of someone who is as wonderful as he says he is and what I am watching at the moment.

Something is wrong here, very wrong!

Cameraman is getting well versed in bringing out the dramatic tension innit

Alex used Harpic as a moisturiser?

well yes .. there is that..................

I missed the hair! Did he even do it? It doesn't look done.

35 mins ....more speedy than usual...............

Is the Pope Catholic? that was the first thing he did some days ago.

He did about 5 mins at the beginning then bits during the moisturising but he's obviously feeling really really confident now cos tonight was more like a starter course than the usual 3 course meal

Maybe tomorrow night we'll be treated to a 7 coursemeal.

LOL He does loads of exercising, gets really sweaty and then doesn't shower but shaves and moisturises before bed

Nadia in and out of the toilet a few times for some unknown reason.. looks a bit lost then goes off into the kitchen for a drink.............

Nadia up and in the Kitchen.

I read (gutter press, natch) that he had a nose job 10 years ago because he kept getting slagged of for having a snub nose - maybe he's still neurotic about it .... with good reason IMO ...