not going to discuss victor

i didn't say that i don't think "nice" people swear, but there is a perception among some people that they don't, or shouldn't. so when a "nice" girl swears it may come as shock and a turn-off for some people

i would imagine also, it would depend on the area her secondary school was in as to how much bad language was expressed, or whether she adapted to the lingo or not, whether that school was in england, scotland or outer mongolia

look, it's late and i'm probably not expressing myself very well

BC

A quick change of fashion accessories to a perfectly fitting white shirt sees Jason now in the kitchen taking a drink and risking being set upon by the awesome power of the kitchen mirrors who regularly attack the happless exerciser for no reason at all..........

he is making a snack just now.

Out into the still humid evening air for our working class hero as he winds down from the excitement of the days events.......

A quick visit to his friend and confidant the Diary Room before more liquids and more garden..................

And people wonder why this man is a legend! He r0x *everyones* s0x!!!

Chicken tonight is now on the garden pace menu............

More chicken and more circular walking from the man who single handedly defeated irony in all its evil guises............

I don't have the webfeed (or any other feed for that matter!) so tell me..... does he have the walk of a winner?!

er, no not really.

more like someone eating a kebab on the way to the taxi rank after a night out

BC

..and trying to shag Michelle and failing miserably..........

LOL

BC

well, i think i am going to immerse myself in 2000 BC via my book "Stonehenge", as it is more interesting than watching jason wander round the garden

night to those left and catch you later

BC

Just rewatching Dan and the cigarette episode on E4+1.
Excellent stuff.

Night BC.

LOL Have fun.. he's certainly teasing us tonight.. bet there's no preen

**ALERT**
It's on!!!!!! start time 3:07

As usual the hair is the first port of call but the potions are coming out.........

Facially we are on to the water only splash and rinse something perfectly suited to the squint approach..........

Shaving foam is applied delicately by hand .. no brushes for the real man..................

LOL where are you all?? I can't watch this on my own.. I'll feel like a pervert

LOL I know you're there .. come out come out where ever you are!!!!

BC!!! Why look at stonehenge in a book when you got living history on your tv!!!!!!

Is this man for real and is he really a man?

What is his "wife" going to do whilst he is doing this? Mayby stand there and worship him?

This really is worrying. No one really is a straight man and poofs around with himself like this. In fact Dan takes far far less time on his make up.

I'm here, I was just finishing watching the shave.. It may be the last time we see Jason shave.

He hears a noise and turns around and looks agitated. He really doesn't like anyone watching him do this as he knows it wrong.

All very OCD stuff.