So how long does everyone think Stu and Bitchelle will last?
I wonder if the've had their first post BB house argument yet?It wouldn't surprise me if he hasn't already dumped her(with a bit of support from Ma Wilson)
Bitchelle has already sold their story and planned the next 50 years of his life.She probably had plans for the prize money she was sure he'd win.
This is a guy who gets mega excited over Smartie ice cream....duuuuudddeeee.
Wake up Stu,you are a young,full of life,everything is 'amazing' type of guy,Bitchelle has the ball and chain ready,don't let her put it on you.
Last edited by JAY'S DUVET : 05-08-2004 at 02:00

I can't even be bothered any more...

Then go to bed with your cocoa!!!!

Well I hope the whole nauseating shabby affair goes away and out of our lives very soon. Fortunately Im not one of the poor deluded populace who feel the need to buy trashy celebrity worship magazines so I should be able to avoid the worst of it.

Neither am I. Unfortunately I'm also not able to delude myself that watching BB is any less trashy than reading "celebrity worship magazines".

As to Stu and Michelle, I expected to learn more about Stu in his interview than in the preceding 9 weeks. As it happened I learned nothing. So I'd be as surprised if he dumped her in a week as I would if he married her in six months.

I don't know how long it will last between Stuart and Michelle. There are only two things I know:

1 - They seemed really pleased to see each other tonight, and
2 - Whether they stay together or not is NONE OF MY BUSINESS!

Actually, thats an interesting legal point. The defence the newspapers always use in invasion of privacy cases is that the 'victims' have in some way brought their personal life into the public domain themselves, often to help further their careers, and are therefore fair game.

I think consumating your relationship on live tv comes under this umbrella....

Crumbs, i must've missed the 'umbrella' bittie - i only saw a table and 'tent'

The footage i didn't miss [tonight - post-eviction interview] was seeing Stu tilting his head in such a way as to make it impossible for Michelle to achieve the full-'snog' she wanted (for public consumption)...that was plain for all to see

Stu And Bitchelle - How Long Will It Last?

Well, they make a lovely couple didn't they?

Bitchelle says it all. When are you back to skool JAYS DUVET?

Until they have squeezed the last penny out of any papers. mags or advertisers wanting a part of their "table story" or chicken ads

LOL, until diminishing-returns do they part.

My personal hope (/requisite disclaimer: "entirely based upon my take of the 'relationship'") is that Stuart doesn't comply to Michelle's pre-entry/pre-self-ordained contrivance and refuses to legitimize her hankering for calculated exposure and 'fame'. I'd have thought that becoming aware that someone has determined you as their 'meal-ticket' would be a huge turn-off.

I would pity any man who becomes entwined in a web with a woman like that, poor Stu.

Either way, Michelle has her dream....if they stay together, they milk this cash cow for all it's worth. If Stu dumps her, poor broken-hearted Mich will be needing comfort by the consumers. Not only that, but if she goes on a bender afterwars - wild parties, Z-list celeb men, etc etc - it'll be a press field day!

How long will it long
well erm he should have finished like hours ago I mean Michelle is like so demanding
he is evicted isnt he
Nadia to win Byee stuuupid

michelle and stu aren't the only coupple to meet in the bb3 house there was a coupple who met in there and they got married

Sophie & Lee...are they still married?

However, they didn't really start their romance til after the show

If michelle displays any of the possesive behaviour which she did in the house, it won't last long. Although I don't think Stu is a bad person, I don't think he is the submissive simpleton he's made out to be.

No group of 20 year old men call themselves Team Handsome just because they thought it was funny 5 years ago. These lads are probably out on the weekend for the sole purpose of using and abusing (not literally) as many girls as possible (I would be willing to bet that Victor/Jason conversations would be tame compared to Team Handsome). As the most attractive member I doubt that Stu is the best behaved.

I might be wrong but Stu will probably put michelle in her place once Team Handsome remind him of where his loyalty lies.

Is it only the big brother 3 house where 2 contestants have become boy/girl friends?

BB1 - Tom and Claire
BB2 - Helen and Paul
BB3 - Lee and Sophie
BB4 - They were robots, so they don't count!
BB5 - Michelle and Stu

It will last about as long as he did under the table - about 30 seconds!

Run stu run!!!

It'll last a month or two, they can help each other with the stress of coming back out into the real world etc, and dealing with the popularity, then i think they'll both just go their seperate ways. The only thing they have in common is being dim and having been on Big Brother.

I think it was either those 2, or Tom & Claire that moved to Spain, broke up, and last I heard were thinking of getting back together. They have 1 kid.

I think Stu just wanted to see his family and TH last night.

5 minutes maximum then Stu runs never looking back
Don't be used by her Stu you are your own man