Oh that was wonderful.

Well done!
I hope you do well!

I cut the grass, while listening to Heather Small on my iPod.

*Sniff*

I want to thank the biggest inspiration of my shade, Bette Davis, and the wonderful geordielady.

I survived an awful holiday.

Did you really!? You sheer legend.

'Twas cutting edge stuff.

*Sorry*

I wouldn't open with that one.

You Irish comedians are just awful.

'Open up your heart
let off a great big fart'

Happy memories of having the radio on at work in the mid nineties..

Why are you farting through your heart?

I liked her on Strictly and voted for her.

Hey, we're not all ''awful''.

I know you're not, I love Irish comedians! I'm just winding you up - it's best to always assume I'm doing so.

You ain't windin' me up, dear. #LOVEANDPOSITIVITYRULE

Well done, you are now loved more than before!

Hey guys, you should all check out Queen Heather's song "Garden of Eden" from her "Proud" album. It truely is a masterpiece with a FABULOUS Gospel sound to it. Check it out if you don't know it, Anti-Hev fans will be converted. This song should have been released as a single.

Check It Out?
CHECK IT OUT?!

What kind of fans would we be if we hadn't heard it?

But I agree with you. It's a fantastic song.

The whole album is a masterpiece.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he123pnQ7mU - 3:44.

My favourite thing in the world. <3

I'm the best Little Smallette in the world!

Wasn't that on the first page? (Still love it.)

Sorry!

I watch it a lot.

You can never get too much Heather!

The motto I live my life by.

Today I've painted half my room. I feel proud.

Yourselves?

I ate two burgers.

Uh... I made waffles for everyone this morning?