You've brought him up wrong obviously!

Jay's up and inspecting his muscles in the kitchen mirrors.

He has a very dry wit which I like and he looks great in his trilby

LOL Many thanks - I haven't got any pot plant stands!

Shell would make a good cleaner & cook but the blubbering would drive me insane!

probably trying to decide if they are orange enough

BC

Stu would be good coz he could entertain the children!

Lol - another layer of fake tan and he'll match that cup he's holding!

the blubbering, hmmming, and the fact she drowns chicken in oil would discount her for me

BC

Jason in the kitchen, gets a personalised mic warning, ignores it and carries on getting his coffee. Goes back to bed, still doesn't put his mic on, get's another mic warning, shouts "I'm in my bed", and eventually puts his mic on after Dan saying something to him (which I didn't catch).

Come on BB, call him in for official warning, saying he will be evicted immediately if he does not comply. Make our day

BC

Morning All!

Would just like to say that this is the first year that I found you and have been lurking most of the time (you can probably tell from my posts!) but would like to say many thanks to you all for keeping us up-to-date with BB5!

Look forward to joining in next time and try to add a few more posts!!

Smuffy

Baby woken up for second time, must go, can't stand listening to noise similar to baby alarm ................ I actually agree with Ahmed on that one. It is distressful to hear a distressed baby!

Jason trying to decide what he's going to take as a memento from the house. Shell suggests one of the heart shaped spoons, but he says everyone's taken one of them, he wants something unique.

If I remember correctly, they actually go through their cases and remove anything the evicted HMs have taken from the house anyway (at least they did for Marco, half his case was full of BB stuff).

All together now:

Smuffy, cute little bunny
Smuffy, smart little bunny
Smuffy ............. and friends!

Hmm better still... pull the stunt I suggested earlier, but only return Jason's suitcase

i'll have to listen to that multiplied this pm!!! anywhere between 4 and about 12 depending on how busy we've been

BC

as just said on main page, there's bound to be a left over personality somewhere, just hanging about. Take that Jason, do us all a favour, especially if by some miracle you win

Lol

Thanks Snozzwangler! Just spat tea all over keyboard!!

Ohmigod! Can you imagine the threads that would spring up if that happened? "Jason winning, so Endemol fix it for Nadia!!!!!".

I've still not gone, what kind of mother am I! Lucky he's such a chilled chap! Gonna go now and get him for a cuddle!

Back soon .......... missing you already!

Jason singing "My Way" from his bed.

If it keeps the thickos off here, then ggGGRRRREEAAATE!

Will you go and see to that poor child!!!!

tis done, he's here now, smiling happily, sucking on his donkey