I hate watching the audition stages of BGT and X Factor.
The idiots, as harsh as that might seem, that is exactly what they are, who go on these shows painted Gold singing Spandau Ballet or painted blue and acting like a dolphin, honestly do these people think that they really are going to win this contest, as if they do then they really need medical help and are completely deluded, as they are just an embarrassment to themselves.
It might have been slightly comical the first time you saw acts like this, but the main reason the viewing figures are down is that it is not just me that finds acts like the ones I mentioned above funny, they are just stupid and pathetic and a majority of people no longer want to watch the idiots like this.
It would have been nice to have seen some of the acts they were actually quite good, even if they were not potential winners, do we need to see an old granny flapping around the stage with a harmonica in her mouth, or a bloke painted gold storming off the stage when Michael McIntyre did what 99% of the nation would have done, told the stupid tosser to stop as you are not talented at all and you are never going to win this, so why prolong things.
It is the same with the X Factor, as ITV really drag that out and show weeks and weeks of auditions of mostly crap people with no talent at all, as do we really need to watch to 80 year old granny dressed up like Madonna year after year, as they are not funny and if ITV did not put these kind of acts on the telly, the deluded element would not bother turning up.
I am glad it is not just me that thinks this, as I thought I was getting old and miserable and I am only 40, but there comes a time when ITV need to look at things and wonder why people are not watching any more, but the talentless acts on a show called Britain's Got Talent is the reason.