This is Big Brother, this is your final day... get your arses out of bed!!.


LOL that was funny

If only BB spoke to them like that all the time, B!

Then we might end up with a house of Kittens being all rebellious

Well it made me move anyway

Did they really say that?? Damm I missed that.

Not crying already?

Oh, damn, I missed that, sounds funny! Even better than 'Big Brother would prefer not to talk to Shell' the other day when they were playing mind games

yes i loved the "Not *you*" jason as well lol

A few minutes ago:

"This is Big Brother. Hello!"

muhahahahaha evil bb

'No babies were harmed in the making of the wake-up call.'

And another:

"This is Big Brother. Big Brother looks forward to seeing you all later".

I love BB's change of attitude in the last few days, it's like the end of term when the pupils and teachers loosen up.

Frankly I think the star of the show has been BB this year - telling Stuart to stop purring, asking about Jason's privates, Daniel is called Daniel etc, has all been really really funny.

Hoorah for the script writers, or the quick witted BBs.

Whilst Jason was sitting, legs akimbo, on the diary room chair.
"Jason, are you proud of your privates?"

"This is Big Brother. Nadia used to be a man, and Dan has always been a prat"

Nope. No humour here.

It would make me laugh, in the same way the looks on Victor and Jason's faces made me laugh when Emma & Michelle returned. There's nothing like exposing duplicitous behaviour.

Was it Jason who attempted to chat up a female BB in the diary room? He was saying things like "that's a lovely voice BB, I wonder if you could tell me what you're wearing"

*long silence*

deep-voiced male BB "Jason, BB does not answer personal questions"

Their (BB) sense of humour has been very good this year I think.

Dan to Nadia who was worried she looked camp, "Nadia you are camper than a row of pink tents with tassles on"

Victor to Jason, about Dan: "He wants your bum-bum"

Just seen this one on BB DR Uncut.

Female BB: Stuart, you have made it to week 10 in the house. How did you manage it?

I spluttered out my coffee laughing at that one!