Its getting closer

hello

plate of seafood lands back in lap

Chris............add the "Midday to 6pm" bit to the title.

I know you are over-excited!

Afternoon everyone

WHATM: Jason trying to tell Dan he spends more time getting ready than he does.

Now hes interrogating Dan about 'his type' of man.

I am....I really, really am............Silly me

Afternoon folks.

If you missed Victor on GMTV this morning, here's a full transcript of the interview.


Victor GMTV interview post #30

WHATM

Jason still in bed drinking coffee talking to Dan.

Jason to Dan "you never put any fake tan on your face do you?"

Dan "No, it's too orange" take note Jason.

Now talking about Dan's hairstyle, and if he has any other "whacky" styles in mind.

Daughter wants to know is Jason turning into a satsuma? Is he really bright orange or is my tree playing up again..........groan.................

2nd to last WHATM thread of the series....right then lets see how offensive and off topic we can get this bad boy in 6 hours

I`ve always thought Jason fancied Dan......I wonder why he back-tracked on his bi-sexual claim? I wouldn`t be surprised if they got together after the show. If Dan isn`t too busy being a pop star that is!

Dan talking about mike techniques, and how he prefers using a hand mike rather than a head mike on stage.

Jason now talking about tanning, and the different shades people go.

Relax PP, I can confirm that your tree appears to be in perfect working order.

Afternoon LV15!

jason setting about turning dan orange

BC

I think double shades then ........................yuk

How is the duck?

I missed last time




Dan now fake tanning

WHATM: Jason vigerously rubs Dan.....


....'s back with fake tan.

Who are we setting fire to today?

Ah, so Jason's current job is selling phone contracts. Wonder how he worked out Dan was an O2 user?

Well, I don`t know about LV15, but I can think of at least one person!

Well, the fake tanning thing is over and Jason wonders off. I think he could have a career as one of those Army drug dogs........he`s always sniffing.

at the moment i'm mostly wanting to set fire to all of the housemates (with the possible exception of ahmed) and davina mccall.

fortunately I believe they will all be in the same place tonight. all i need to do now is work out how to get to elstree and set fire to them all without leaving my chair or expending any money/effort.

i think i'll re-read carrie and see if i can pick up any tips. Failing that i may just write everyones name on a rizla paper and burn that at some point this afternoon

Jason asks Dan what`s next on the cards. Dan says he had an agenda for the final day..........or thought he had. He reckons he may do some sunbathing. Good thinking!:sleep:


Shell is now singing that horrible Abba song they were all singing last night "Knowing Me, Knowing You.".......always makes me think of Alan Partridge!

i'd love to be an army drug dog, you'd just pretend you never found anything and hide the stash in the brandy barrel around your neck for later consumption.

and you could bite people as well....yeah being a drug dog would be my second greatest ambition after learning how to make balloon animals.

shell! set fire to shell!!!!!! pleeeeease

BC

Duck is still in one piece, and my fan is fine too

Sadly I will be missing the finale as I am off to the coast for the weekend (doofus planning!), but I just wanted to pop in to say thanks to everyone for the great updates threads. They have kept me thoroughly entertained for the last 71 days!

See you all for BB6!