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Old 06-08-2004, 12:18   #26
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Daughter wants to know is Jason turning into a satsuma? Is he really bright orange or is my tree playing up again..........groan.................

just thought of the perfect job for Jay when he leaves the house..................The 'Tango Man' in the adverts on TV.

"You know when you've been Tangoed"...well I thought it was funny

WHATM: Not a lot........Jay in BR
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:19   #27
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Well, I don`t know about LV15, but I can think of at least one person!

Well, the fake tanning thing is over and Jason wonders off. I think he could have a career as one of those Army drug dogs........he`s always sniffing.
One of those died recently, suspected drug over dose

Not a joke by the way, real story
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:19   #28
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Shell says Dan looks "chiselled", Dan says Shell is his favourite HM (in a mutual banter way, not a lickarse one).
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:20   #29
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at the moment i'm mostly wanting to set fire to all of the housemates (with the possible exception of ahmed) and davina mccall.

fortunately I believe they will all be in the same place tonight. all i need to do now is work out how to get to elstree and set fire to them all without leaving my chair or expending any money/effort.

i think i'll re-read carrie and see if i can pick up any tips. Failing that i may just write everyones name on a rizla paper and burn that at some point this afternoon

Have quick word with Everybodys Mate, she's down the house tonight ....... pass her a petrol can and a box of matches, she's an obliging lass
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:21   #30
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Dan talking about mike techniques, and how he prefers using a hand mike rather than a head mike on stage.

Jason now talking about tanning, and the different shades people go.

Dan just loves to give Mike head? or hand?
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:21   #31
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just thought of the perfect job for Jay when he leaves the house..................The 'Tango Man' in the adverts on TV.

"You know when you've been Tangoed"...well I thought it was funny

WHATM: Not a lot........Jay in BR
Good idea but would probably put off people buying it tho




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Old 06-08-2004, 12:21   #32
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i think i'll re-read carrie and see if i can pick up any tips.
Shell covered in pigs blood, I'd pay to see that
.....go LV!
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:22   #33
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i'd love to be an army drug dog, you'd just pretend you never found anything and hide the stash in the brandy barrel around your neck for later consumption.

and you could bite people as well....yeah being a drug dog would be my second greatest ambition after learning how to make balloon animals.

that's a St Bernard! Army dogs don't have the barrel, sorry to disillusion you and shoot down your new career
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:22   #34
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i'd love to be an army drug dog, you'd just pretend you never found anything and hide the stash in the brandy barrel around your neck for later consumption.

and you could bite people as well....yeah being a drug dog would be my second greatest ambition after learning how to make balloon animals.
I tried the balloon animals career but found I got more money for making condom animals. Much more challenging. Life is full of ups and downs.
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:22   #35
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Good idea but would probably put off people buying it tho




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he certainly puts me off buying fake tan

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Old 06-08-2004, 12:22   #36
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it's day 71 and they are getting microphone warnings.

people not wearing their microphones should be summoned to the diary room and have an axe inserted into their face...they'd not forget their mics again after that
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Sadly I will be missing the finale as I am off to the coast for the weekend (doofus planning!), but I just wanted to pop in to say thanks to everyone for the great updates threads. They have kept me thoroughly entertained for the last 71 days!

See you all for BB6!
which coast? mine?
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Duck is still in one piece, and my fan is fine too

Claire My Fan Wee? My favourite DJ!
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:23   #39
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Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!

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Sadly I will be missing the finale as I am off to the coast for the weekend (doofus planning!), but I just wanted to pop in to say thanks to everyone for the great updates threads. They have kept me thoroughly entertained for the last 71 days!

See you all for BB6!

Bye! Don't be a stranger! Enjoy your weekend at Doofus Planning, lovely sandy beaches I hear

Last edited by Snozzwangler : 06-08-2004 at 12:24. Reason: Didn't notice, ITS MY 1,000TH. Fanfare, crowds cheering, a little booing thrown in too
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:24   #40
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that's a St Bernard! Army dogs don't have the barrel, sorry to disillusion you and shoot down your new career
SAS dogs have barrels.
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:24   #41
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:25   #42
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SAS dogs have barrels.

gun barrels?

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Old 06-08-2004, 12:25   #43
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Bye! Don't be a stranger! Enjoy your weekend at Doofus Planning, lovely sandy beaches I hear
Congratulations on your 1,000th post!
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that's a St Bernard! Army dogs don't have the barrel, sorry to disillusion you and shoot down your new career
so are you saying St Bernards can't be drug dogs? thats discrimination that is. If I want to be a St Bernard drug dog, i demand the right to be one. I'm going to phone all the people i know called bernard and take the case to the UN.

so far i've got bernard summer from new order and bernard cribbins....is the guy who founded bernie inn called bernard? anyone got his mobile number?
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:25   #45
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The sun is out the sky is blue
So what am I doing here with you
Cos its the last day, last of big bro
Sung to "raining in my heart"
Sorry folks getting very near my lunch hour, boss is taking us to the pub am having bacon and cheese bagette and as Shell would say Hmmmm
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Bye! Don't be a stranger! Enjoy your weekend at Doofus Planning, lovely sandy beaches I hear

Good afternoon Snozzwangler, just been lurking waiting to congratulate you on your 1000th post.

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Old 06-08-2004, 12:26   #47
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....yeah being a drug dog would be my second greatest ambition after learning how to make balloon animals.
Take one dog (something small like a terrier)
Take one canister of helium or hydrogen.
Take one piece of hose.
Attach one end of the hose to the canister.
Attach the other end to........
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:27   #48
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congrats snozzwangler

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Old 06-08-2004, 12:27   #49
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There's lots of light hearted banter going on in the garden at the mo, but it goes just too quick to pass on or pick out specific bits to type up. Sorry .

Talking about their awards again, Shell got awards for getting naked and crying, Nadia got the one she wanted (best dressed). Shell says she might've had a chance if she had a tardiss suitcase.
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gun barrels?

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Exactly. I can`t reveal too much though, due to the nature of my job.

LV15..........Bernie`s mobile `phone number is BERNIE.........thought you`d have known that by now.
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