WHATS HAPPENING AT THE MOMENT: Day 71: 06.08.04: 12:00 to 18:00

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chrisb52

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by poshpaws:
“Daughter wants to know is Jason turning into a satsuma? Is he really bright orange or is my tree playing up again..........groan.................

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just thought of the perfect job for Jay when he leaves the house..................The 'Tango Man' in the adverts on TV.

"You know when you've been Tangoed"...well I thought it was funny

WHATM: Not a lot........Jay in BR

Snozzwangler

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by geraniums:
“Well, I don`t know about LV15, but I can think of at least one person!

Well, the fake tanning thing is over and Jason wonders off. I think he could have a career as one of those Army drug dogs........he`s always sniffing.”

One of those died recently, suspected drug over dose

Not a joke by the way, real story

Voice of Reason

06-08-2004

Shell says Dan looks "chiselled", Dan says Shell is his favourite HM (in a mutual banter way, not a lickarse one).

Snozzwangler

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by LV15:
“at the moment i'm mostly wanting to set fire to all of the housemates (with the possible exception of ahmed) and davina mccall.

fortunately I believe they will all be in the same place tonight. all i need to do now is work out how to get to elstree and set fire to them all without leaving my chair or expending any money/effort.

i think i'll re-read carrie and see if i can pick up any tips. Failing that i may just write everyones name on a rizla paper and burn that at some point this afternoon”

Have quick word with Everybodys Mate, she's down the house tonight ....... pass her a petrol can and a box of matches, she's an obliging lass

Snozzwangler

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by Voice of Reason:
“Dan talking about mike techniques, and how he prefers using a hand mike rather than a head mike on stage.

Jason now talking about tanning, and the different shades people go.”

Dan just loves to give Mike head? or hand?

poshpaws

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by chrisb52:
“just thought of the perfect job for Jay when he leaves the house..................The 'Tango Man' in the adverts on TV.

"You know when you've been Tangoed"...well I thought it was funny

WHATM: Not a lot........Jay in BR”

Good idea but would probably put off people buying it tho

ads again

feely

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by LV15:
“
i think i'll re-read carrie and see if i can pick up any tips.”

Shell covered in pigs blood, I'd pay to see that

.....go LV!

Snozzwangler

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by LV15:
“i'd love to be an army drug dog, you'd just pretend you never found anything and hide the stash in the brandy barrel around your neck for later consumption.

and you could bite people as well....yeah being a drug dog would be my second greatest ambition after learning how to make balloon animals.”

that's a St Bernard! Army dogs don't have the barrel, sorry to disillusion you and shoot down your new career

geraniums

06-08-2004

I tried the balloon animals career but found I got more money for making condom animals. Much more challenging. Life is full of ups and downs.

Babycatcher

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by poshpaws:
“Good idea but would probably put off people buying it tho

ads again”

he certainly puts me off buying fake tan

BC

LV15

06-08-2004

it's day 71 and they are getting microphone warnings.

people not wearing their microphones should be summoned to the diary room and have an axe inserted into their face...they'd not forget their mics again after that

Magrat

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by randomly:
“Sadly I will be missing the finale as I am off to the coast for the weekend (doofus planning!), but I just wanted to pop in to say thanks to everyone for the great updates threads. They have kept me thoroughly entertained for the last 71 days!

See you all for BB6!”

which coast? mine?

Snozzwangler

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by Voice of Reason:
“Duck is still in one piece, and my fan is fine too ”

Claire My Fan Wee? My favourite DJ!

Snozzwangler

06-08-2004

Bye! Don't be a stranger! Enjoy your weekend at Doofus Planning, lovely sandy beaches I hear

Last edited by Snozzwangler : 06-08-2004 at 12:24

geraniums

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by Snozzwangler:
“that's a St Bernard! Army dogs don't have the barrel, sorry to disillusion you and shoot down your new career ”

SAS dogs have barrels.

poshpaws

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by Snozzwangler:
“Bye! Don't be a stranger! Enjoy your weekend at Doofus Planning, lovely sandy beaches I hear ”

Congratulations on your 1000 post

Babycatcher

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by geraniums:
“SAS dogs have barrels.”

gun barrels?

BC

Magrat

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by Snozzwangler:
“Bye! Don't be a stranger! Enjoy your weekend at Doofus Planning, lovely sandy beaches I hear ”

Congratulations on your 1,000th post!

LV15

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by Snozzwangler:
“that's a St Bernard! Army dogs don't have the barrel, sorry to disillusion you and shoot down your new career ”

so are you saying St Bernards can't be drug dogs? thats discrimination that is. If I want to be a St Bernard drug dog, i demand the right to be one. I'm going to phone all the people i know called bernard and take the case to the UN.

so far i've got bernard summer from new order and bernard cribbins....is the guy who founded bernie inn called bernard? anyone got his mobile number?

gentle

06-08-2004

The sun is out the sky is blue
So what am I doing here with you
Cos its the last day, last of big bro
Sung to "raining in my heart"
Sorry folks getting very near my lunch hour, boss is taking us to the pub am having bacon and cheese bagette and as Shell would say Hmmmm

lelc

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by Snozzwangler:
“Bye! Don't be a stranger! Enjoy your weekend at Doofus Planning, lovely sandy beaches I hear ”

Good afternoon Snozzwangler, just been lurking waiting to congratulate you on your 1000th post.

L

Fizzbin

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by LV15:
“....yeah being a drug dog would be my second greatest ambition after learning how to make balloon animals.”

Take one dog (something small like a terrier)
Take one canister of helium or hydrogen.
Take one piece of hose.
Attach one end of the hose to the canister.
Attach the other end to........

Babycatcher

06-08-2004

congrats snozzwangler

Voice of Reason

06-08-2004

There's lots of light hearted banter going on in the garden at the mo, but it goes just too quick to pass on or pick out specific bits to type up. Sorry

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Talking about their awards again, Shell got awards for getting naked and crying, Nadia got the one she wanted (best dressed). Shell says she might've had a chance if she had a tardiss suitcase.

geraniums

06-08-2004

Originally Posted by Babycatcher:
“gun barrels?

BC”

Exactly. I can`t reveal too much though, due to the nature of my job.

LV15..........Bernie`s mobile `phone number is BERNIE.........thought you`d have known that by now.

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