Try Bernie Winters, he was a dog lover!

LV15 get out your dinky airplane and spray them all orange fake tan please

yeah i know how to make a balloon doggy, i'm not stupid you know

but where do you suppose i get enough helium or hydrogen to make a balloon elephant?

oh wait....i can just syphon it out of nadias tits

i love it when a plan comes together

Your boss is a tight wod! Demand more, demand only the best, 4 course meal and champers. It is the last day of BB5 and you deserve it.

1000 at last Snozz! Congratulations! (VoR gets more determined to reach 2500 before end of day)

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1042286.html

f*** this. i think i am going to have to develop a sudden migraine at about 9.30 tonight so i can get home for the last 2 evictions

BC

My girls went to school in Dorset- Shillingstone, do you know it?

WHATM: Dan and Nardia on porch....Shell on grass........Jay (don't know)....prob BR...........chating about how tanned they are

Feel priviledged that you have unlurked to wish me congrats.

And thank you to all, all who have congratulated me, entertained me, made me want to post in fact ........ I would like to say thank you to my husband for building my computer....... thank you to my 6 month old for changing his own nappies, feeding himself, etc ...... thank you to my 3 1/2 year old for going to nursery even though its the summer holidays ..... etc

shell on grass?? no wonder she didn't want to give any hair samples

BC

You'll make it ...... No doubt about it, as sure as the ginger beard on Jason's face!

Nadia sitting on the decking, wearing dark sunglasses and smoking a ciggie. She wants BB to give them some fruit. Apparently they`ve no food left in the House.

They are still moaning about food - even on their last day. The fact that all but one of them has put on weight seems to have escaped their notice. Hardly a dearth of food.

Afternoon all.

I am at work, so not able to watch the update thread as closely as my heart would have desired for the last day, but will dip in every now and then, if only to tell you all how wonderful you all are for maintaining the threads, which have kept me amused for several weeks.

cheers clever clogs

God, how long are you at work for? That's inhumane!

Shell on grass? No wonder she didn't want to give a lock of hair for the DNA task! She's given it away a bit now though

considering smoking supresses the appetite, you have to wonder how fat nadia would be if she didnt smoke. She missed a trick there, she could of gotten the morbidly obese michelle mcmanus/rik waller vote to counteract jasons orange people vote

This may interest you. how to make a hydrogen balloon

Just noticed I'm closer than I thought, 20 to go, so that should be sometime in the next half hour then

WHATM - Shell is straightening her hair.

i'm not there yet!!!
i start at 1.15 and officially finish at 10.40

BC

You trying to beat me to 2000 posts by teatime


Dan looking into space

bugger me, didn't mean to copy your post, didn't get that far down to see it before I did mine. most embarassed, going to go down the bottom of the garden and eat worms as punishment!

You are so mean, I love you

No, had a quite look, didn't interest me. But you were very kind to post it for us.

For once I am glad that we were only subjected to Jason doing his fake tan. The thought of watching Rik Waller or McManus fake tanning themselves quite makes me want to heave.

Dan is going on to Jason about cutting off his pointy-beard as he promised he would yesterday.