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Old 06-08-2004, 12:37   #76
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f*** this. i think i am going to have to develop a sudden migraine at about 9.30 tonight so i can get home for the last 2 evictions

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Afternoon all.
I couldnt risk someone telling me the results before i watch it, so i swapped shifts, am not working tonight.

Congrats on the 1000 Snozzwangler
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:37   #77
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bugger me, didn't mean to copy your post, didn't get that far down to see if before I did mine. most embarassed, going to go down the bottom of the garden and eat worms as punishment!

no, don't do that!!! you might miss some excitement in the house while you're gone. or not



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Old 06-08-2004, 12:37   #78
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This may interest you. how to make a hydrogen balloon
that is the best thing ever, so in theory i could make exploding balloon animals

how great would that be at childrens parties?
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:38   #79
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For once I am glad that we were only subjected to Jason doing his fake tan. The thought of watching Rik Waller or McManus fake tanning themselves quite makes me want to heave.

Dan is going on to Jason about cutting off his pointy-beard as he promised he would yesterday.

Not enough fake tan in the country to cover those two!
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:38   #80
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Afternoon all.
I couldnt risk someone telling me the results before i watch it, so i swapped shifts, am not working tonight.
i tried. no-one would swap with me

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Old 06-08-2004, 12:38   #81
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No, had a quite look, didn't interest me. But you were very kind to post it for us.
Was I quoting you?

Didn't think so.
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:39   #82
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Not enough fake tan in the country to cover those two!
Harsh
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:39   #83
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i tried. no-one would swap with me

BC

You'll have to pull an American disgruntled employee stunt! That'll please LV15!
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:39   #84
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so are you saying St Bernards can't be drug dogs?
What do you mean? They don't carry drugs in their barrels, do they?
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:40   #85
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i'm not there yet!!!
i start at 1.15 and officially finish at 10.40

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blimey.....over 9 hours on the job, your hard work
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:41   #86
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Harsh

But true!


Oh my god, my Dyson just threw itself to the floor narrowly missing No.2 son. Good god, I really must get off here and concentrate on my real job, domestic goddess!
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:41   #87
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What do you mean? They don't carry drugs in their barrels, do they?
They traditionally carry brandy. Alcohol is a drug.
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:41   #88
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blimey.....over 9 hours on the job, your hard work

5 days in a row too (not this week though, only 3 due to annual leave days tacked on either end)

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Old 06-08-2004, 12:41   #89
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Crowd noise being played into the house, must be rehearsals time.
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:42   #90
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that is the best thing ever, so in theory i could make exploding balloon animals

how great would that be at childrens parties?
As long as you don't explode whales, I've seen footage of the results, it can be extremely messy.
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:42   #91
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i tried. no-one would swap with me

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i'll let you into my little secret of how to get out of work early.

1. find your boss
2. fix them a steely glare
3. say 'i'm not well, i'm going home'
4. leave before they have a chance to respond

never fails

if your boss does attempt to say something to you, just make a face like you are about to projectile vomit on them, if they continue their attempt to speak...projectile vomit on them

at no point deviate from the plan, hesitation is viewed as weakness and weakness can be construed as willingness to work thought imaginary illness
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:42   #92
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bugger me...
is that legal where you are?
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:42   #93
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:43   #94
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bloody hell!!!
just glanced at tv!!!

what had nadia got on her face????

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Old 06-08-2004, 12:43   #95
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Crowd noise being played into the House. Nadia rubbing dead skin off her feet with a pumice stone. A real winner!
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:43   #96
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that is the best thing ever, so in theory i could make exploding balloon animals

how great would that be at childrens parties?
This is the first post which actually made me laugh out loud, as opposed to quiet s******s.

I know laughing is supposed to be good for you, but I am at work!!

Please can people mark their postings at the beginning, if they are liable to make me laugh out loud, so that I can save them up until I am safe?

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Old 06-08-2004, 12:43   #97
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Good afternoon everyone and congrats to Snozz on 1,000th post.

WHATM - Nadia looking like someone out of the Japanese Kabuki theatre with some kind of paper mask on her face. SCARY!!
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:43   #98
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What do you mean? They don't carry drugs in their barrels, do they?

well to some alcohol is a drug

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Old 06-08-2004, 12:43   #99
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What do you mean? They don't carry drugs in their barrels, do they?
well if i ever get trapped up a mountain, that damn dog better have a spliff in that barrel or it can just trot back down to the bottom and get one, i don't drink brandy...i don't care how bloody cold it is
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Old 06-08-2004, 12:44   #100
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I can't say s n i g g e r s ????

I didn't know this forum had nanny anti-swearing software on it!

And, even if it does, it seems to be going beyond that, and deciding that some words are offensive!

Pooh - I wonder which other ones are blocked and whether I agree with it...
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