Afternoon all.
I couldnt risk someone telling me the results before i watch it, so i swapped shifts, am not working tonight.

Congrats on the 1000 Snozzwangler

no, don't do that!!! you might miss some excitement in the house while you're gone. or not



BC

that is the best thing ever, so in theory i could make exploding balloon animals

how great would that be at childrens parties?

Not enough fake tan in the country to cover those two!

i tried. no-one would swap with me

BC

Was I quoting you?

Didn't think so.

Harsh

You'll have to pull an American disgruntled employee stunt! That'll please LV15!

What do you mean? They don't carry drugs in their barrels, do they?

blimey.....over 9 hours on the job, your hard work

But true!


Oh my god, my Dyson just threw itself to the floor narrowly missing No.2 son. Good god, I really must get off here and concentrate on my real job, domestic goddess!

They traditionally carry brandy. Alcohol is a drug.

5 days in a row too (not this week though, only 3 due to annual leave days tacked on either end)

BC

Crowd noise being played into the house, must be rehearsals time.

As long as you don't explode whales, I've seen footage of the results, it can be extremely messy.

i'll let you into my little secret of how to get out of work early.

1. find your boss
2. fix them a steely glare
3. say 'i'm not well, i'm going home'
4. leave before they have a chance to respond

never fails

if your boss does attempt to say something to you, just make a face like you are about to projectile vomit on them, if they continue their attempt to speak...projectile vomit on them

at no point deviate from the plan, hesitation is viewed as weakness and weakness can be construed as willingness to work thought imaginary illness

is that legal where you are?

WHATM: Aieee... Nadia has turned into Jason (the one from Friday 13th)

bloody hell!!!
just glanced at tv!!!

what had nadia got on her face????

BC

Crowd noise being played into the House. Nadia rubbing dead skin off her feet with a pumice stone. A real winner!

This is the first post which actually made me laugh out loud, as opposed to quiet s******s.

I know laughing is supposed to be good for you, but I am at work!!

Please can people mark their postings at the beginning, if they are liable to make me laugh out loud, so that I can save them up until I am safe?

Good afternoon everyone and congrats to Snozz on 1,000th post.

WHATM - Nadia looking like someone out of the Japanese Kabuki theatre with some kind of paper mask on her face. SCARY!!

well to some alcohol is a drug
Last edited by Snozzwangler : 06-08-2004 at 12:43

well if i ever get trapped up a mountain, that damn dog better have a spliff in that barrel or it can just trot back down to the bottom and get one, i don't drink brandy...i don't care how bloody cold it is

I can't say s n i g g e r s ????

I didn't know this forum had nanny anti-swearing software on it!

And, even if it does, it seems to be going beyond that, and deciding that some words are offensive!

Pooh - I wonder which other ones are blocked and whether I agree with it...