This was posted on the Holy Moly weekly bulletin.....interesting!

"Why was Stuart evicted?

Dear Stuart,

I'm so sorry. It was never meant end this way.

You said Holy Moly too many times - and it scared them.

Thanks for the bandanas and the plugs - it was a blast.

Unfortunately, Holy Moly can't endorse your new love interest. She has dead eyes and looks as though she smells 'down there'.

However, rest assured that even though you were evicted, you were NOT last in the polls. Not by a long way.

They have some explaining to do. What scared them so? Did you look around and see the shocked look on the production staff's faces? We did. And we don't really think it was all to do with the ridiculous amount of coke knocking around either.

Ask them tonight. Ask to see the stats from the voting. You'll be surprised my friend.

Thank Dermot for the shout out for me - and ask Michelle how long it took her to realise that every time she sang, BB played sounds of dogs barking.

Well done Endemol & Channel 4. Corruption is alive, well and living in Elstree.


Thanks

Holy Moly"

I'd like to corrupt Shell