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Female Comedienne
Menk
24-04-2011
Am I the only one who found her hilarious?

'Garlic bread .......... Garlic ... bread'

Best moment of the night.
chloeb
24-04-2011
Errrrr...no

have u ever seen a Peter Kay routine?
Evilredzebra
24-04-2011
She was the only comedy act to make me laugh so far - but for all the wrong reasons. So bad it was good.
StigOfTheKrump
24-04-2011
"I met Peter Kay the other night. Garlic bread."
-tumbleweed-
"Garlic... bread"
Black Dagger
24-04-2011
Her soup ordeal wasn't apart of the comedy yet I was laughing for ages when she was waffling on about it.
minxymoo
24-04-2011
about as funny as a dose of shingles.and as painful.:sleep::yawn:
grimtales1
24-04-2011
I did wonder for a sec if that was actually part of the act - her rambling on
Butterflygirl
24-04-2011
She said she had performed 6 times before - I assume to a bunch of drunken fellow students who were ready to laugh at anything

I'm afraid that the 'soup' rambling was a clear direction of how the act was going to go.
Faria262
24-04-2011
She was funnier when she wasn't trying to be.....what was the "Garlic bread" business all about?

Obviously I've heard of Peter Kay, but I've never heard him mention garlic bread!

xxxx
Black Dagger
24-04-2011
Originally Posted by Faria262:
“She was funnier when she wasn't trying to be.....what was the "Garlic bread" business all about?

Obviously I've heard of Peter Kay, but I've never heard him mention garlic bread!

xxxx”

In an episode of Phoenix Nights... Peter Kay's character Brian Potter claims that Garlic Bread is the "future". I hope that helps.

xxx
Butterflygirl
24-04-2011
Originally Posted by Faria262:
“She was funnier when she wasn't trying to be.....what was the "Garlic bread" business all about?

Obviously I've heard of Peter Kay, but I've never heard him mention garlic bread!

xxxx”

He talks about it in his 'my mother wants a bungalour' tour. Also Cheesecake. Its a joke about the older generation not getting that you can put two things together like garlic and bread and cheese and cake.
cooperone
24-04-2011
She was great as long as she didn't speak
Paparazzo
24-04-2011
I love how she kept repeating herself and nobody found it funny still. She should've got through just to bully her.
danielleh
24-04-2011
Originally Posted by Paparazzo:
“I love how she kept repeating herself and nobody found it funny still. She should've got through just to bully her.”

It's so funny when people do that, repeat the punchline after thinking people didn't get it, as opposed to it just not being funny.

That said, I didn't get any of her jokes - her act was painfully hilarious hough.
Gusto Brunt
24-04-2011
The panel and the audience wanted to hate her. They'd made their mind up she wasn't funny before she started.

But sorry, I can never watch comedians on talent shows.
Faria262
24-04-2011
Thanks guys, for explaining the "garlic bread" thing. I loved the Geraldine stuff, but haven't really seen Phoenix Nights before, or a full tour of his

Still don't get what the joke was she was trying to nake out of it!

xxxx
sutie
25-04-2011
Originally Posted by Faria262:
“Thanks guys, for explaining the "garlic bread" thing. I loved the Geraldine stuff, but haven't really seen Phoenix Nights before, or a full tour of his

Still don't get what the joke was she was trying to nake out of it!

xxxx”




Neither did anyone else because it wasn't the slightest bit funny.

And to tell the audience to f... off because they were booing her!
Digital Sid
25-04-2011
You do realise all comediennes are female don't you OP?
Faria262
25-04-2011
Makes sense lol

As for telling the audience to F off, I was guilty of a similar offence when I auditioned for X Factor in 2007 and didn't realise that the judges weren't saving all their criticism for the joke acts - they thought it'd make good TV to have a go at me because I can actually sing, but I'm quite a feisty character. Unfortunately, at the time I didn't realise it was all for the cameras and went bonkers!

I do have social difficulties, but I reckon that woman Elaine either had social/learning difficulties of some sort too, and no self awareness whatsoever. She was enterytaining to watch, but in a veyr car crash TV way. Perhaps the producers should've thought twice about letting her see the judges?

xxxx
tenchgirl
25-04-2011
......
Menk
25-04-2011
Originally Posted by Digital Sid:
“You do realise all comediennes are female don't you OP? ”

Haha!
Lenitive
25-04-2011
You mean the whole act wasn't a pastiche on the influence of post-modern irony in contemporary society? Her act was so random and rambling, I thought it was wonderful!
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