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Roll Up! Roll Up! Ex Primetime Tv Talent Programme For Sale Going Cheap! |
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Roll Up! Roll Up! Ex Primetime Tv Talent Programme For Sale Going Cheap!
ROLL UP! ROLL UP! EX-PRIMETIME TV TALENT PROGRAMME FOR SALE GOING CHEAP!
FOR THE ATTENTION OF ALL TV CHANNEL OWNERS 'ello geezers!! We all know that you lot love a bargain (especially you mr channel 5!) so 'ow about this one guv'nors? ITEM FOR SALE 1 stale ,rusty and slightly past its sell by date talent show. ![]() REASON FOR SALE Falling advertising revenue and falling ratings ![]() MILEAGE only 5 years on the clock but still a bit of live left in the old horse that can be flogged out! ![]() PREVIOUS OWNERS 1 narcissistic and egotistical tv executive 1 ruthless and exploitative paymaster ![]() OVERHEADS the overhead costs are so low that they fall through the floor! just take a butchers below! ![]() COST OF PERFORMERS Make them sign an agreement which contracts them as free labour but if yer really wanna pay something then just pick children and dogs for your performing acts then you can pay them in chocolate biscuits and doggie biscuits -now ain't that taking the biscuit! Better still if you can find some performing monkeys then they'll work for peanuts! ![]() COST OF CREW & RESEARCHERS Just get yourself a bunch of interns they'll work for tea and biscuits! ![]() COST OF JUDGES don't bother with hiring yourself an a list, b list or even a z list celebrity, hire yourself! make yourself the judge,you make the programmes so yer already important ! Just step in front of the cameras instead of hiding behind them! it worked before-it can work again! PRIZE MONEY No need to dip into your TV channel's limited finances just charge everyone who applies a small registration fee to cover your 'administrative costs'! Millions waste a £1 each week on the lottery to give themselves a chance to realise their dream why shouldn't they gamble a £1 on your TV talent show? CONDITION OF SALE There's only one condition of sale you will have to change the title of the show from BRITAIN'S GOT TALENT to just 'BRITAIN'S GOT......' I mean its for your own protection guv'nors you don't wanna to be sued for breaking the trade description act do yer? like the previous owners risked!!
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I was going to put in an offer but after a further survey of said programme on my TV on Saturday evening I feel I have to reduce my planned offer because there are far too many problems that will have to be rectified on purchase.
It has come down in value considerably. May have to go to auction.....
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i'd sooner buy oppertunity knocks. and i mean that most sincerly folks
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I will buy it! £1 ok?
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