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Old 10-05-2011, 21:02
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I think we should have a thread for their best quotes. I've just heard one that's priceless

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit if there are footprints on the moon" lmao
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Old 10-05-2011, 21:04
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it sounded so forced when she said that. Probably had a coach give her a list of clever quips
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Old 10-05-2011, 21:17
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Team Logic is going to make soup...

Does anyone actually know how to make soup?

*blank looks*

I'm still laughing at that one.
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Old 10-05-2011, 21:19
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'Is this an orange?'

'......I dunno'
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Old 10-05-2011, 21:38
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Sugar "We're not sending each other text messages"
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Old 10-05-2011, 21:56
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"Roll with the punches,"

and

"I'm the youngest, and the shortest on the team."
- Edward, fired after task one.
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Old 10-05-2011, 22:00
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"We're going to make soup like we've never made soup before"

'we haven't made soup before'

"er... Yeah, exactly"
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Old 10-05-2011, 22:00
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"We're going to make soup like we've never made soup before"

'we haven't made soup before'

"er... Yeah, exactly"
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Old 10-05-2011, 22:54
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"Is that an orange?"
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Old 10-05-2011, 23:29
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Lawd Alan "He's been trained by one of the best accounting firms in the business"

Nick "Well he certainly didn't account for himself very well did he?"

Followed by the sound of a barrage of lead balloons crashing on the floor.

Bring back Margret
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Old 11-05-2011, 00:25
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Team Logic is going to make soup...

Does anyone actually know how to make soup?

*blank looks*

I'm still laughing at that one.
And 'Is this an orange?'
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Old 11-05-2011, 02:48
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Roll With The Punches!
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Old 11-05-2011, 08:14
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Team Logic is going to make soup...

Does anyone actually know how to make soup?

*blank looks*

I'm still laughing at that one.

That was hilarious
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Old 11-05-2011, 08:23
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"It's all there." (shakes head)
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Old 11-05-2011, 08:29
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That very strange (and long) one from Melody where she said something about being trained by Desmond Tutu and the Dalai Lama.
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Old 11-05-2011, 08:40
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That very strange (and long) one from Melody where she said something about being trained by Desmond Tutu and the Dalai Lama.
You forgot Al Gore
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Old 11-05-2011, 08:49
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'It's not how you fall but how you land'

(Ed on Breakfast after his firing)
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Old 11-05-2011, 09:27
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V E G...................long pause, and then how do you spell 'vegetable', is it veja?
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Old 11-05-2011, 11:01
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"We have heard from Melody, Now let's hear from the chorus" -LS.
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Old 11-05-2011, 11:27
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Lord Sugar on Edward - "He reminds me of a very slow internet connection."
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Old 11-05-2011, 11:29
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That very strange (and long) one from Melody where she said something about being trained by Desmond Tutu and the Dalai Lama.
And the twelve Nobel prize winners she's been involved with.

Is there anyone notable she hasn't met or been trained by?
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Old 11-05-2011, 11:35
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What Melody means is that she follows them on Twitter.
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Old 11-05-2011, 11:38
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I think we should have a thread for their best quotes. I've just heard one that's priceless

"Don't tell me the sky's the limit if there are footprints on the moon" lmao
If she said that to me, after I stopped laughing, I would have replied "yeah love, they're a mans footprints, so go make me a cup of tea"

Last edited by ACU : 11-05-2011 at 11:44. Reason: typo
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Old 11-05-2011, 11:40
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If she said that to me, after I stopped laughing, I would have replied "yeah love, there a mans footprints, so go make me a cup of tea"
ROTFLMAO
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Old 11-05-2011, 11:52
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Edward.."All day long"
Dara.."Pardon?"
Edward.."All day long, all day long"
(audience laughter...)
Kate Spicer..."All day long...what??"
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