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Old 11-05-2011, 12:17
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Everybody forgets Al Gore!
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Old 11-05-2011, 13:33
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"Don't spend all the money."
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Old 11-05-2011, 13:41
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all day long

and dont fit the mould

of what lol
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Old 11-05-2011, 14:05
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Melody Hossaini: “Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the Moon.”

Leon Doyle: “I don’t like your gimmicky salesman who thinks he can sell ice to an Eskimo. Chances are he probably can’t, and why would an Eskimo buy ice?”

Edward Hunter: “At the end of the day Lord Sugar didn’t see what he wanted in me and I can accept that. I’m only 25, the world is my oyster. Roll with the punches.”

Lord Sugar: “Edward reminds me of a very slow internet line. You have to sit and wait as you see him ticking over.”

Lord Sugar: “You (Edward) said on your résumé – ‘I’m Lord Sugar’s dream’. With the greatest of respect you’ve been a bit of a nightmare, and for that reason – You’re Fired!”

Lord Sugar: “Ed, you were trained at one of the leading accountancy firms in the country I believe?
Edward Hunter: “Don’t fit the mould."

Lord Sugar: “I beg your pardon? Can you stop talking to me in semaphore, we’re not sending each other text messages!”

Felicity Jackson: "Lord Sugar will probably find it difficult to ever say anything negative to me because I always turn it round to a positive."

Jim Eastwood: “'I'm not a show pony, or a one-tricky pony. I'm not a jack-ass or a stubborn mule, and I'm definitely not a wild stallion that needs to be tamed. I am the champion thoroughbred that this process requires."

Vincent Disneur: "My positive approach and very good looks make me stand out from the crowd."

Natascha Scribbins: "I'm like a really fine tuned switch. If I need to turn it down then I turn it down. If I need to turn it up, then I turn it up."
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Old 11-05-2011, 15:23
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"They might not buy it again, but they're not gonna be sick."

Edward, giving reasons why they should go with soup.
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Old 11-05-2011, 17:00
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this one : as it was swiftly followed by a wtf from me

he reminds me of Terry Thomas so much and I look forward to some truly cringeworthy smarming from him

Edwards I am the youngest and the shortest was completed by the justification to Dara that the rest were freakishly tall : we lost out on some prize comedy moments there


I find myself watching the Apprentice now as a comedy programme because I am sure 90% of the canditates are chosen for their comedy value
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Old 11-05-2011, 17:15
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Can't believe nobody has mentioned Melody's "I want to buy your grapes" to the seller - or something like that.
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Old 11-05-2011, 18:21
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"Don't tell me the sky's the limit if there are footprints on the moon"
Just in case anyone doesn't know, the quote "Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon!" comes from a song "There's A World Out There", on an album "That's The Truth", by Brandt Paul.

The full lyrics are here (and that phrase is in the second verse): http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/b...here-4816.html
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:38
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"I think we're all thinking.........we might have just got thrashed"
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Old 11-05-2011, 22:16
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'I'm me, and you're you'

'The Project Manager's decision is final'
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Old 11-05-2011, 22:36
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Easy my favorite quotes and boardroom ever I think

Leon 'Im bringing Jim into the boardroom
Jim 'No your not, pick someone else'
Everyone agrees with Jim and bigs him up
Leon 'ok I'll bring back Glenn

Glenn What do you think of this Jim
JIm The project managers decision is final
LMAO

Later Jim winks to his fellow brainwashing crew
Masterstroke of genius and boarderline evil. I love it. Hope he goes far, well at least a few weeks to see more of this.
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Old 11-05-2011, 22:39
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jim: let me clarify
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Old 11-05-2011, 22:41
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Easy my favorite quotes and boardroom ever I think

Leon 'Im bringing Jim into the boardroom
Jim 'No your not, pick someone else'
Everyone agrees with Jim and bigs him up
Leon 'ok I'll bring back Glenn

Glenn What do you think of this Jim
JIm The project managers decision is final
LMAO

Later Jim winks to his fellow brainwashing crew
Masterstroke of genius and boarderline evil. I love it. Hope he goes far, well at least a few weeks to see more of this.
It was the 'Well, then CHANGE!' from Jim followed by Leon repeating it was 'obvious' that cracked me up.
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Old 11-05-2011, 23:03
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Easy my favorite quotes and boardroom ever I think

Leon 'Im bringing Jim into the boardroom
Jim 'No your not, pick someone else'
Everyone agrees with Jim and bigs him up
Leon 'ok I'll bring back Glenn

Glenn What do you think of this Jim
JIm The project managers decision is final
LMAO

Later Jim winks to his fellow brainwashing crew
Masterstroke of genius and boarderline evil. I love it. Hope he goes far, well at least a few weeks to see more of this.
No one knew wtf had just happened. Priceless!
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Old 11-05-2011, 23:12
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Melody - We need to win this task.
For the purpose of this task I am now focusing ok...meow....meow....meow
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Old 11-05-2011, 23:14
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Melody drinking her wine: whats that taste ah yes its the taste of success
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Old 11-05-2011, 23:15
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It was the 'Well, then CHANGE!' from Jim followed by Leon repeating it was 'obvious' that cracked me up.
And then checking it was okay by Jim
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Old 11-05-2011, 23:29
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"We're going to make soup like we've never made soup before"

'we haven't made soup before'

"er... Yeah, exactly"
^^^This
Or "squeeze the balls out of that.", que juicers breaking down.

That's going to be one of the catchphrases of this series.
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Old 12-05-2011, 00:01
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Easy my favorite quotes and boardroom ever I think

Leon 'Im bringing Jim into the boardroom
Jim 'No your not, pick someone else'
Everyone agrees with Jim and bigs him up
Leon 'ok I'll bring back Glenn

Glenn What do you think of this Jim
JIm The project managers decision is final
LMAO

Later Jim winks to his fellow brainwashing crew
Masterstroke of genius and boarderline evil. I love it. Hope he goes far, well at least a few weeks to see more of this.
Haha yeah I was cracking up especially with the:

Leon to Lord Allan: shall I change? You want me to change?
Jim: yes, change! It's obvious, pick Glenn!
Leon: yeah, yeah its obvious, I'm picking Glenn!
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Old 18-05-2011, 21:52
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"He couldn't run a bath" lmao
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Old 18-05-2011, 21:55
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You're Belgian, that's where the waffles come from
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Old 18-05-2011, 21:58
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I've a really bad mind tonight for some reason . Frustration probrably, lol.

"Got the meat in hand"
"Secured the beef"
"I'll be looking at you, and it will be up to you to show me something"
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Old 18-05-2011, 21:59
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Susan - 'I own my own business and buy my own stock im good at negotiations'

...to shop keeper: 'Please its for a really important client!'

Shop keeper: 'How does that help me?!'

*shakes head in pity*
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Old 18-05-2011, 22:23
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Zoe on Natasha "She's everywhere, she gets where dirt can't" miaow!
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Old 18-05-2011, 22:38
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That very strange (and long) one from Melody where she said something about being trained by Desmond Tutu and the Dalai Lama.
Wasn't it that she was personally trained? I wonder what exactly they trained her in...

What Melody means is that she follows them on Twitter.
Lol! I spat all over my laptop! Dara may steal this for when she is fired.
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