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"Don't spend all the money."
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all day long
and dont fit the mould of what lol |
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Best Quotations From 10 May Programme
Melody Hossaini: “Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the Moon.”
Leon Doyle: “I don’t like your gimmicky salesman who thinks he can sell ice to an Eskimo. Chances are he probably can’t, and why would an Eskimo buy ice?” Edward Hunter: “At the end of the day Lord Sugar didn’t see what he wanted in me and I can accept that. I’m only 25, the world is my oyster. Roll with the punches.” Lord Sugar: “Edward reminds me of a very slow internet line. You have to sit and wait as you see him ticking over.” Lord Sugar: “You (Edward) said on your résumé – ‘I’m Lord Sugar’s dream’. With the greatest of respect you’ve been a bit of a nightmare, and for that reason – You’re Fired!” Lord Sugar: “Ed, you were trained at one of the leading accountancy firms in the country I believe? Edward Hunter: “Don’t fit the mould." Lord Sugar: “I beg your pardon? Can you stop talking to me in semaphore, we’re not sending each other text messages!” Felicity Jackson: "Lord Sugar will probably find it difficult to ever say anything negative to me because I always turn it round to a positive." Jim Eastwood: “'I'm not a show pony, or a one-tricky pony. I'm not a jack-ass or a stubborn mule, and I'm definitely not a wild stallion that needs to be tamed. I am the champion thoroughbred that this process requires." Vincent Disneur: "My positive approach and very good looks make me stand out from the crowd." Natascha Scribbins: "I'm like a really fine tuned switch. If I need to turn it down then I turn it down. If I need to turn it up, then I turn it up." |
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"They might not buy it again, but they're not gonna be sick."
Edward, giving reasons why they should go with soup. |
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this one : as it was swiftly followed by a wtf from me
he reminds me of Terry Thomas so much and I look forward to some truly cringeworthy smarming from him Edwards I am the youngest and the shortest was completed by the justification to Dara that the rest were freakishly tall : we lost out on some prize comedy moments there I find myself watching the Apprentice now as a comedy programme because I am sure 90% of the canditates are chosen for their comedy value |
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Can't believe nobody has mentioned Melody's "I want to buy your grapes" to the seller - or something like that.
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"Don't tell me the sky's the limit if there are footprints on the moon"
The full lyrics are here (and that phrase is in the second verse): http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/b...here-4816.html |
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"I think we're all thinking.........we might have just got thrashed"
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'I'm me, and you're you'
'The Project Manager's decision is final' |
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Easy my favorite quotes and boardroom ever I think
![]() Leon 'Im bringing Jim into the boardroom Jim 'No your not, pick someone else' Everyone agrees with Jim and bigs him up Leon 'ok I'll bring back Glenn Glenn What do you think of this Jim JIm The project managers decision is final ![]() LMAO Later Jim winks to his fellow brainwashing crew Masterstroke of genius and boarderline evil. I love it. Hope he goes far, well at least a few weeks to see more of this. |
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jim: let me clarify
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Easy my favorite quotes and boardroom ever I think
![]() Leon 'Im bringing Jim into the boardroom Jim 'No your not, pick someone else' Everyone agrees with Jim and bigs him up Leon 'ok I'll bring back Glenn Glenn What do you think of this Jim JIm The project managers decision is final ![]() LMAO Later Jim winks to his fellow brainwashing crew Masterstroke of genius and boarderline evil. I love it. Hope he goes far, well at least a few weeks to see more of this. |
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Easy my favorite quotes and boardroom ever I think
![]() Leon 'Im bringing Jim into the boardroom Jim 'No your not, pick someone else' Everyone agrees with Jim and bigs him up Leon 'ok I'll bring back Glenn Glenn What do you think of this Jim JIm The project managers decision is final ![]() LMAO Later Jim winks to his fellow brainwashing crew Masterstroke of genius and boarderline evil. I love it. Hope he goes far, well at least a few weeks to see more of this. ![]()
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Melody - We need to win this task.
For the purpose of this task I am now focusing ok...meow....meow....meow |
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Melody drinking her wine: whats that taste ah yes its the taste of success
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It was the 'Well, then CHANGE!' from Jim followed by Leon repeating it was 'obvious' that cracked me up.
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"We're going to make soup like we've never made soup before"
'we haven't made soup before' "er... Yeah, exactly" ![]() Or "squeeze the balls out of that.", que juicers breaking down. ![]() Quote:
jim: let me clarify
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Easy my favorite quotes and boardroom ever I think
![]() Leon 'Im bringing Jim into the boardroom Jim 'No your not, pick someone else' Everyone agrees with Jim and bigs him up Leon 'ok I'll bring back Glenn Glenn What do you think of this Jim JIm The project managers decision is final ![]() LMAO Later Jim winks to his fellow brainwashing crew Masterstroke of genius and boarderline evil. I love it. Hope he goes far, well at least a few weeks to see more of this. especially with the:Leon to Lord Allan: shall I change? You want me to change? Jim: yes, change! It's obvious, pick Glenn! Leon: yeah, yeah its obvious, I'm picking Glenn!
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"He couldn't run a bath" lmao
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You're Belgian, that's where the waffles come from
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I've a really bad mind tonight for some reason
. Frustration probrably, lol."Got the meat in hand" "Secured the beef" "I'll be looking at you, and it will be up to you to show me something" |
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Susan - 'I own my own business and buy my own stock im good at negotiations'
...to shop keeper: 'Please its for a really important client!' Shop keeper: 'How does that help me?!' *shakes head in pity* |
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Zoe on Natasha "She's everywhere, she gets where dirt can't" miaow!
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That very strange (and long) one from Melody where she said something about being trained by Desmond Tutu and the Dalai Lama.
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What Melody means is that she follows them on Twitter.
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