"I'm the youngest ... and the shortest".

Best reason not to be fired ever, IMO.

It's a pity Edward's gone. Who knows how many more unforgettable quotes he would have come up with? A great loss.

vincent:

"he put me in charge because he knows i can handle 3 strong women."

bless!

Gav is a legend.

Gavin: "Literally I wanna put my name forward for project manager"

This as opposed to figuratively putting his name forward, and asking everyone to just imagine he's PM. Which, let's face it, wouldn't have made any difference to how it all panned out.

Actually, it would have, since after losing at the end he could simply remind everyone that he was PM in their imaginations only, and couldn't literally take any responsibility for the complete balls-up.

Nick: "The King of Tonga does not go looking for bargains"

Good t-shirt slogan

^ Nice!


One from Natasha tonight, to Vincent-

"You were so far up Jim's behind, you couldn't see the wood for the trees"

Jim has wood and trees up his backside?!

I love a good mixed metaphor

Not from this year's show but

"I'm not a one trick pony. I'm a FIELD of ponies"

'Not even a PENNY!'

We need Stuart and his field of ponies back this year I think

"Ok with you batman?"

My fav is the when the black lady, can't remember her name. She got fired last week.

"I've had a look at all your strengths and weaknesses and I've decided the person who will be doing the pitch is.....
me"

That one had me in stitches.

I laughed when she said "I am the brains and the brawn of this team" as she stood watching other people working.

"What I've forgotten about bullshit, you ain't even learnt yet."

One that was shown in the You're Fired preview for next week,
Susan: "Do the French like their children?"

Lord Sugar - "are you one of those people who think's Only Fools and Horses is a business documentary." I choked on my Tango!

Edna: Okay, I've taken all of your experience into consideration and after all that, I have decided that the best person to lead the pitch is..........................................................*cheesy enthusiastic smile*ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Edna: I don't suffer fools gladly *cheesy grin*

Edna: Ampy Aps is BOLD! Ampy Apps is BRAZEN! It goes where no other app has gone before. I'm talking about YOU and YOU and YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO@ the last quote about Edna! Couldn't stop laughing,

That made me laugh too.
I think I can understand what she's trying to ask, but her bluntness just made it sound so funny.

Jim: "I actually think, Susan, that you're just marginally worse than Glenn".

Diss two people in one go! Jim is efficient

'We played paper, scissors, stone!'



I actually woke my daughter up, I was laughing so much!