A couple I know belong to one of these extreme foot on the neck me man you woman you subservient religions. A little while ago this guy comitted an extra marital indiscretion and explained it away to his upset wife as demonic possession. Even better she not being the sharpest tool in the shed actually believed it. As they say there's nowt as funny as folk.

And this has what to do with DW?

I think you might have ended up on the wrong forum. Wonder if we could make this thread relevant to here. Do we have any good excuses in the Who word?

Maybe thats the excuse they gave for Fear her and Love and Monsters

I've got one for you. I have no smegging idea what the hell your talking about lol

Is this a spoiler for an upcoming episode?

was it Rory and Amy?

Is this an explanation for Rory's name badge?

is this the rani

I've heard a good excuse for DW's imminent cancellation!

"they changed the intro and when they do that it means the show is gonna get axed."

*BARROWMAN!* (Shakes fist)

Ermmmmm

I went to the shop today and bought a loaf of bread. I was going to get a Mars Bar too but decided against it.

The nice lady at the checkout had a brief chat with me about the weather too.

Then I went home and had a nap.

...

What? This is the 'pointless post about nothing in particular thread' isn't it?

The OP either put this in the wrong forum, or intended to post a nonsense thread in this forum. Either way, it must be better than some of the threads out there at teh moment


But what was your excuse for it all.

But were you under the influence of demons when you did it?

Or perhaps not, as they would surely have made you get a mars bar.


You're not kidding!

I do hope you're not referring to a certain quality thread about CPR Lach...

Is there a direct link between a mars bar and demons. I don't like them (mars bars) not demons, well I don't like demons either, if they attack me, which they don't do very often.




Not at all. I actually enjoyed the CPR thread.

Surely they would urge you to be naughty, eat the bad-for-you choccy, and get fat.

Demons do this to me all the time. It wasn't me. That's my excuse from now on.

Works for me.

Oh, I just realised the potential of this thread. I've been on the forum for 1 hour of my working time today, but it wasn't my fault, it was the demons.

Oh, I will blame everything on the demons from now onwards.

I AM A DEMON!!

RARRRGH. SELL ME YOUR SOULS, PUNY MORTALS.

Or bacon, i'll settle for bacon.

You've all missed the obvious! The Secret code!

SPOILER WARNING!!!


Rani is AMY. omg.

Crispy bacon with boiled beans. Although, don't ask Amelia to cook them for you, she doesn't know what she is doing.


And why is this not in spoiler tags.

OMG, so the Rani is coming back.

omg neel's secret code! The exact same letter sequence is in Leveticus. And Captain Correlli's Mandolin. The reach of the Templars is long!

Until that post I thought it was the Master. In the crypt. With Jo Grant ("not sharpest tool in shed").

Actually, it was unusual for me not to get the Mars Bar, so what I'm thinking almost certainly happened was this:

As I walked past the meat counter I had a bit of a dizzy spell. I'm convinced that was a result of an alien chicken leg using it's powers on me to split me off into alternate timelines.

In my current timeline (the one I'm here right now writing this post in) I didn't buy the Mars Bar, but I did buy it in the other timeline.

As we speak, the alternate me is almost certainly enjoying a tasty Mars Bar completely unaware of this very discussion (because she won't have had cause to write it in her timeline).

What's most disturbing of all though, is that I'm sure I must be the 'fake' me, because the real me would have bought the Mars Bar. Therefore, to bring the universe back into balance again, I think I have no choice but to find a way to get to the real me and get her to shoot me. I'm prepared to sacrifice myself for the good of the universe (I might go and have a bit of fun first though. I think I'll start by attempting to get onto the set of Doctor Who. Look out for me waving in the background in a future episode!)

Are you sure the Universe isn't going to implode when you find the real you, and if the person posting on you is not the real you, does this mean that you are an imposter?