Heard any good excuses lately?

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davrosdodebird

11-05-2011

Originally Posted by Strathpeffer:
“A couple I know belong to one of these extreme foot on the neck me man you woman you subservient religions. A little while ago this guy comitted an extra marital indiscretion and explained it away to his upset wife as demonic possession. Even better she not being the sharpest tool in the shed actually believed it. As they say there's nowt as funny as folk.”

... first the Timelords and now this

SusWho

11-05-2011

Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
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Are you sure the Universe isn't going to implode when you find the real you, and if the person posting on you is not the real you, does this mean that you are an imposter?”

If i'm not the real me as I suspect, then you must all not be the real you's too!

You are all in my alternate timeline so (I hate to be the bearer of bad news and have to tell you this) none of you are real!

The real versions of us all are in the proper timeline where i bought the Mars Bar. Once the universe corrects itself, we will all cease to exist!

(Sorry 'bout that. It's all the alien chicken legs fault!)

lach doch mal

11-05-2011

Originally Posted by davrosdodebird:
“... first the Timelords and now this ”

Oh no, that's dreadful. The Demons really are inconsiderate

Originally Posted by SusWho:
“If i'm not the real me as I suspect, then you must all not be the real you's too!

You are all in my alternate timeline so (I hate to be the bearer of bad news and have to tell you this) none of you are real!

The real versions of us all are in the proper timeline where i bought the Mars Bar. Once the universe corrects itself, we will all cease to exist!

(Sorry 'bout that. It's all the alien chicken legs fault!)”

If I'm not the real me, what is my real me doing

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Are we all eating mars bars at the same time, and is this a secret ploy by the Kandyman?

Anyway, if you are an imposter, how do you know that you are not the real imposter and that there is some other imposter imposter in yet another timeline?

Next time, avoid going past the chicken leg please

SusWho

11-05-2011

Originally Posted by lach doch mal:
“Anyway, if you are an imposter, how do you know that you are not the real imposter and that there is some other imposter imposter in yet another timeline?”

Well now I think my head might explode!

What if all these timelines somehow merge and I end up with two heads and a forked tail or something?!

I need a Doctor!

lach doch mal

11-05-2011

Originally Posted by SusWho:
“Well now I think my head might explode!

What if all these timelines somehow merge and I end up with two heads and a forked tail or something?!

I need a Doctor!”

Well that's easily sorted, take your pick.

Anyway if you end up with two heads, one of them might just as well explode. You still have one left

Jepson

11-05-2011

Originally Posted by SusWho:
“Well now I think my head might explode!

What if all these timelines somehow merge and I end up with two heads and a forked tail or something?!”

You could end up as a right timehead.

tomnookwillkilu

11-05-2011

The Silents posted the real post, we're making this one up to compensate!

alwatson

11-05-2011

The who?

Sorry, bad joke.

aka_lucifer

12-05-2011

Your mother knits socks in Hull...

kimindex

12-05-2011

To answer the OP, I read yesterday that presidential candidate, Newt Gingrich, blamed his extra-marital affairs on working too hard and passion for his country:

Quote:
“In a 2011 interview with David Brody of the Christian Broadcasting Network Gingrich addressed his past infidelities by saying, "There's no question at times in my life, partially driven by how passionately I felt about this country, that I worked too hard and things happened in my life that were not appropriate.”

Wiki

HarrisonMarks

12-05-2011

And we have Mark Oaten.

Quote:
“On 21 January 2006, Oaten resigned from the Liberal Democrat front bench[5] when it was revealed by the News of the World that he had hired a 23-year-old male prostitute between the summer of 2004 and February 2005. The newspaper also alleged that Oaten had engaged in 'three-in-a-bed' sex sessions with two male prostitutes.[6]

Oaten gave an explanation for his actions in an essay in The Sunday Times[7] in which he claimed a "mid-life crisis" and the stress of going bald were partly responsible for his actions.”

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