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The Apprentice - 'Mobile Phone Applications': BBC1 9pm |
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Maybe Melody could get the Dali Llama, Nelson Madela and other world leaders, to put thier voices to her App
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Hahaha, joke failed there
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Do we really believe them when they say ten minutes to get ready?
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Good grief -how many rubbish puns can they app-ly?!
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Shame the "brand" Baggs isn't on this task. He knew everything about the mobile business didn't he?
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Did you have an app..le? Deafening silence..
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If you didn't know any better, you'd swear this show was a genius work of satire, the most egotistical cocksure people you could imagine, don't know the simplest things such as what an orange is, how to make soup etc etc
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Now for the expert advice which they will all ignore.
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Comedy my sides have exploded and my cat is licking the residue.
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The Dalai Lama has just sat down with a mug of tea and a Digestive to watch.
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Who is awake and dressed at 5 a.m.?
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Leontreprenteur!!!
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Bye to the Kebab salesman then .....
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He's not a dev...
"valuable real estate"... muppet... Back to the Fat Client - that;s all.. |
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Apps are Real Estate.....such rubbish talk!
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My App would be
Point at your business enemy scan their mug that invokes a dirt searching bot that scour the tinterweb for all manner of illegality and seediness The publishes it in such an over tabloid way that the mark is nullified in business the YOUR FIRED APP |
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Are there any software devs or designers in the teams?
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Create a supposapptory.
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Captain Jack Sparrow wants a piece of the action
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Quite a few boys want to lead this!
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“I’m in software” = “I own a lot of porn DVDs”.
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Ł1,000,000 - that's a lot of doner meat
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I dont like evil edna at all
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Everybody is up for it, I wouldn't be.
Which is why I am sitting here in my fluffy slippers. |
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Edna really winds me up, I hope the smug moos lose
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