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Old 11-05-2011, 21:05
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Maybe Melody could get the Dali Llama, Nelson Madela and other world leaders, to put thier voices to her App
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:05
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Hahaha, joke failed there
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:05
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Do we really believe them when they say ten minutes to get ready?
especially when they were ironing
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:05
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Good grief -how many rubbish puns can they app-ly?!
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:05
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Shame the "brand" Baggs isn't on this task. He knew everything about the mobile business didn't he?
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:05
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Did you have an app..le? Deafening silence..
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:06
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If you didn't know any better, you'd swear this show was a genius work of satire, the most egotistical cocksure people you could imagine, don't know the simplest things such as what an orange is, how to make soup etc etc
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:06
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Now for the expert advice which they will all ignore.
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:06
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Comedy my sides have exploded and my cat is licking the residue.
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:06
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The Dalai Lama has just sat down with a mug of tea and a Digestive to watch.
You'll remember meeting Melody then
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:06
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Who is awake and dressed at 5 a.m.?
me It takes me 6 hours to put my makeup on
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:06
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Leontreprenteur!!!
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:06
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Bye to the Kebab salesman then .....
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:06
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He's not a dev...
"valuable real estate"... muppet...
Back to the Fat Client - that;s all..
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:06
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Apps are Real Estate.....such rubbish talk!
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:06
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My App would be

Point at your business enemy
scan their mug
that invokes a dirt searching bot that scour the tinterweb for all manner of illegality and seediness
The publishes it in such an over tabloid way that the mark is nullified in business

the YOUR FIRED APP
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:06
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Are there any software devs or designers in the teams?
Piece of p*ss for all of them
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:07
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Create a supposapptory.
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:07
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Captain Jack Sparrow wants a piece of the action
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:07
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Quite a few boys want to lead this!
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:07
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“I’m in software” = “I own a lot of porn DVDs”.
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:07
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Ł1,000,000 - that's a lot of doner meat
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:07
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I dont like evil edna at all
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:07
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Everybody is up for it, I wouldn't be.

Which is why I am sitting here in my fluffy slippers.
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:08
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Edna really winds me up, I hope the smug moos lose
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