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Old 11-05-2011, 21:11
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Edna = hard bitch
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:11
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“Suzie, NO!” Edna talks to people like dogs.
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:11
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Susan is talking complete gibberish - You're you and I'm me
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:11
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How about an app that teaches how to speak properly
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:11
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Vincent looks like one of the Three Muskateers
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:11
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Sorry, but what the f*ck is a "chartered business psychologist"?
Here's one

Chartered Psychologist Supporting Adults and Children
Schools and Businesses

Counselling

Educational psychology consultations and assessments
Literacy, numeracy, learning and thinking skills
Improving the behaviour of children, including those with ADHD
Social and emotional skills
Business training and research
Problem-solving and solution-focussed approaches
Coaching and mentoring
Relaxation, imagery and hypnosis
Taking care of ourselves and emotional well-being
Understanding better and managing children with a medical diagnosis such as autism or Asperger’s Syndrome

Services and support are provided across the South East of England, including Kent, London, Surrey and Sussex. Please also get in touch if you require assistance anywhere in the UK.

Stephen Bayliss - Chartered Psychologist:
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:11
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WTF was Susan on about?
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:11
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A DVD player is hardware that you feed with software (discs).

Here endeth the lesson!
I think you missed the joke there mate
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:11
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why not indeed Tanequil
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:11
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An app that tells you were you are. That'll be Google Maps then.
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:11
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I think she's in HR - probably checks peoples' timesheets and leave days.
Edna holds a Bachelors degree in Psychology, two Masters degrees
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:11
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oh dear
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:11
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er, any idea isn't always a good idea!

A good idea has to be thought about first. EG, like crossing the road, which isn't always a good idea to do.
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:11
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I know its totally idiotic isn't it Kennybones
although typical apprentice stupidity it would seem
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:11
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i cant believe they over looked someone with 8 years software development for a guy who's business is fast food madness
doner kebapp

virtual shaving of meat using the phone with camera to shave virtual meat off the person in vison....ala silience of the lambs
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:12
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I'd like to have an app that enables you to fight back against self service checkouts...and win....
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:12
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Hello everyone...just thought I'd join in again tonight
Hello.
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:12
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Slang-a-rama
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:12
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Absolute gibberish from the girl just now. Complete bollox.
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:12
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why not indeed Tanequil
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:12
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What´s Susan talking about?
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:12
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The boys app is a rubbish idea.
They are going to FAIL on a big scale I think.
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:12
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"we have to be careful not to insult people" - erm, that's the point of the app
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:12
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Susan Ma to win!!

I think Edna needs to back off. D:< She's so overpowering and really quite rude. The way she was sat behind Susan, or 'Susie', and shaking her head furiously!!
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Old 11-05-2011, 21:12
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Cannot stand Edna.

The whole pretend Ghetto attitude faces she pulls, how shiny her face is, her voice, her personality and smugness.

Yuck. Hope her or Melody (the way she speaks it sounds like she's drowning and only talking out the side of her mouth) are fired tonight.
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