It's too much being on every night, there's not enough to hold my interest. And it's on ITV and the adverts do my nut in!

That guy is bleeding so much, yuck!

Hello Loon! Lots of blood already this evening!

Superstar blows

Chefs are a weird breed. Wouldn't be surprised if this was some sort of initiation ritual!

Ah she knows me so well. I think I was a vampire in my last life

Hmmm What's his name?


How on earth did this rather nice looking guy stab himself?

Is it Jeff? If so, he's amazing.

"Hold everything out of the way" haha

Niall - i think?

He lost concentration and stabbed himself! Thought he was cutting tomatoes!

Not paying attention. I've done similar.........

Oh new theme this week?
Following in your parents footsteps.

I really must stop talking to the TV, said Hello to Dr Matt when the titles started and he answered the red phone.

Year 6 Home Ec. Stuck my hand in a drawer to find an apple peeler, brought it out and I went to wash it. Cue to one girl going white and pointing at my left hand where my thumb was hanging off as I'd sliced it so deep. I didn't feel anything. Weird. Until they put it back together and that blooming hurt

Serves me right of course

But he seems to have stabbed himself in the thigh..

I'm 26 and if I spoke to my mum like that she would beat the hell out of me! what a git

Cooking Sunday lunch in a Devon restaurant. Cut some potatoes for roasties. Put knife down. Don't notice that knife has come to rest blade up. Reach out for the tray of potatoes. Cue: loads of blood and much swearing.

Same. My mother would wipe the floor with me.

I would say its par for the course if you have a career as a chef!

Death.

Don't matter what the situation was you still have a bit of respect!

Bernard, stop moving your bloody neck!

Bernard doesnt look as well as he says he is!

He sounds a bit spaced out.
The questions reminds me of Declan ?? from series 1 who came off his bike and didn't know what year it was.

When the nurse was doing the chest compressions on that cardiac arrest, I couldn't help but think that it looked like she was acting a part in a gentlemans movie

Bernard plus family!

*Rewinds Sky+*

Has Bernard had a few drinks?

Not sure if he has had a couple or his behaviour is due to the bang on his head.