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Susan Ma's App: Working Version
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SeanHunter
11-05-2011
*Phone rings*

#1: Hello?

#2: Hello?

#1: Where are you?

#2: Yes.

#1: Where is your question?

#2: Where am I?

#1: Is your phone ringing?

#2: Hello?

#1: Where are we?

#2: Hello?

#1: Are you there?


Goes on like this for 2 hours.

What a pity Edna binned this great idea before it got off the ground.
Aspartame
11-05-2011
Yes that could have been great.

Maybe someone could explain to Susan what the app does.
SeanHunter
11-05-2011
Originally Posted by Aspartame:
“Yes that could have been great.

Maybe someone could explain to Susan what the app does.”

Increases your phone bill by several hundred pounds a month with no apparent benefit.
Agent Krycek
11-05-2011
Originally Posted by SeanHunter:
“Increases your phone bill by several hundred pounds a month with no apparent benefit.”

Well, you'd always know that you're you and I'm me - which is nice
SeanHunter
11-05-2011
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“Well, you'd always know that you're you and I'm me - which is nice ”

Knowing you're you and I'm me is very important. You do need an app to keep track of things like that.
_NiallDEE_
11-05-2011
lol does anyone know what Susan was actually trying to explain?
SeanHunter
11-05-2011
Originally Posted by _NiallDEE_:
“lol does anyone know what Susan was actually trying to explain?”

See below for a full technical explanation.
Agent Krycek
11-05-2011
Originally Posted by SeanHunter:
“Knowing you're you and I'm me is very important. You do need an app to keep track of things like that.”

That would explain it, I don't have a mobile and often spend hours thinking I'm you and you're me - it's very confusing
mazzy50
11-05-2011
Originally Posted by _NiallDEE_:
“lol does anyone know what Susan was actually trying to explain?”

Not a clue. It was hilarious though - as was Dara's version on YF.
SeanHunter
11-05-2011
Originally Posted by _NiallDEE_:
“lol does anyone know what Susan was actually trying to explain?”

It was basically an app which allowed you to phone a friend to let them know you were talking to them by telephone. By speaking, you could then exchange information via your voice. When you were finished, you could hang up.

The future has arrived.
SeanHunter
11-05-2011
Originally Posted by Agent Krycek:
“That would explain it, I don't have a mobile and often spend hours thinking I'm you and you're me - it's very confusing”

And I never know where I am until someone rings me up and gets me to Google my location.
madlh100
11-05-2011
I loved the way Edna handled her.

Very good business lady there.
SeanHunter
11-05-2011
Originally Posted by madlh100:
“I loved the way Edna handled her.

Very good business lady there.”

Ruined the world's best new app there though.
Handers
11-05-2011
Susan wasn't even able to reflect and figure out why she got shot down, not a good sign!!
icefall
11-05-2011

and on infinitum, *rushes off to patent it*
Willow2904
11-05-2011
Originally Posted by SeanHunter:
“It was basically an app which allowed you to phone a friend to let them know you were talking to them by telephone. By speaking, you could then exchange information via your voice. When you were finished, you could hang up.

The future has arrived.”

Take it Sean Hunter is trying to be Susan's next App inventor! 'Working Version'! Good luck Sean
Willow2904
11-05-2011
Originally Posted by icefall:
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and on infinitum, *rushes off to patent it* ”

Done deal Too late
Dr. Linus
11-05-2011
Some of these posts are very funny but does anyone have an unsarcastic response as to what the hell her idea was supposed to be? Her pitch to her team mates was almost as bad as Vincent's to the buyers or Edna's to the convention. Lots of awful pitching this week...
Agent Krycek
11-05-2011
Originally Posted by Dr. Linus:
“Some of these posts are very funny but does anyone have an unsarcastic response as to what the hell her idea was supposed to be? Her pitch to her team mates was almost as bad as Vincent's to the buyers or Edna's to the convention. Lots of awful pitching this week...”

I have no idea, at one stage Mr AK said 'she's just saying random words now'
ArumLily
12-05-2011
Originally Posted by SeanHunter:
“Knowing you're you and I'm me is very important. You do need an app to keep track of things like that.”

They could have called it `knowing you, knowing me ah ah` if that`s not copyrighted
Handers
12-05-2011
Originally Posted by Dr. Linus:
“Some of these posts are very funny but does anyone have an unsarcastic response as to what the hell her idea was supposed to be? Her pitch to her team mates was almost as bad as Vincent's to the buyers or Edna's to the convention. Lots of awful pitching this week...”

Short answer is…no!! I thought she was describing something like Bump? She spoke a lot but said little, and I suspect by the looks on peoples' faces, even what was edited out was more of the same!
Whatatool
12-05-2011
Seriously does no one realise this was AWFULLY edited? She clearly *did* have an idea, which she sort of explained, but they totally edited that part out and instead edited in really awkward and uncomfortable faces, possibly only half of which were to do with Susan's app.

Nobody, I mean nobody, in their right mind, would defend so dearly an *idea* if they had literally said nothing for 30 full seconds up till then. They would realise they're getting nowhere and move on. She clearly had explained something.

I will concede that obviously she could have been a bit more succinct, whatever it was.

I feel a bit sorry for her on this one though.
sutie
12-05-2011
Originally Posted by SeanHunter:
“*Phone rings*

#1: Hello?

#2: Hello?

#1: Where are you?

#2: Yes.

#1: Where is your question?

#2: Where am I?

#1: Is your phone ringing?

#2: Hello?

#1: Where are we?

#2: Hello?

#1: Are you there?


Goes on like this for 2 hours.

What a pity Edna binned this great idea before it got off the ground.”





Yes, I liked it.
sutie
12-05-2011
Originally Posted by Whatatool:
“Seriously does no one realise this was AWFULLY edited? She clearly *did* have an idea, which she sort of explained, but they totally edited that part out and instead edited in really awkward and uncomfortable faces, possibly only half of which were to do with Susan's app.

Nobody, I mean nobody, in their right mind, would defend so dearly an *idea* if they had literally said nothing for 30 full seconds up till then. They would realise they're getting nowhere and move on. She clearly had explained something.

I will concede that obviously she could have been a bit more succinct, whatever it was.

I feel a bit sorry for her on this one though.”




Ya think?
SeanHunter
15-05-2011
Originally Posted by Whatatool:
“Seriously does no one realise this was AWFULLY edited? She clearly *did* have an idea, which she sort of explained, but they totally edited that part out and instead edited in really awkward and uncomfortable faces, possibly only half of which were to do with Susan's app.

Nobody, I mean nobody, in their right mind, would defend so dearly an *idea* if they had literally said nothing for 30 full seconds up till then. They would realise they're getting nowhere and move on. She clearly had explained something.

I will concede that obviously she could have been a bit more succinct, whatever it was.

I feel a bit sorry for her on this one though.”

I think she was trying to invent Google, Twitter and Facebook along with a telephone that not only is mobile but can access the Internet.

Sadly, as far as I'm aware, all these thing have already been invented.

But fair play to her, at least she was blue-skying it and stepping up to the plate for that window of opportunity.

I'm looking forward to her other inventions. Perhaps a printed paper sheet that has news on it, which can be sold daily... or a radio that also shows moving pictures... or a clock so small that you can strap it to your wrist...
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