Lol, yes, I'd have been surprised if you hadn't.

What are you trying to say?

That you're a horny teenager!

Sorry I disappeared again, had to put the baby to sleep.

You mean wagbo

Well, I'm not going to deny that, it's great... the fact I have favourite pornstars proves I'm a horny teenager. XD.

It's fine... I've been busy trying to clean so less distractions are probably needed.

Not really

Same here, who's the oldest you've been with if you don't mind me playing the nosey FM

Oh babe, I worry about you... please tell me you don't watch Harry Hill... answer carefully...

Oh cheeky, playing the nosy partner ... well it's a good job I'l happily tell you, I've only ever shagged two guys and the oldest was 19.

No need to worry, I stuck the kids in front of the TV and they like HH so I put it on and caught a glimpse of Wagbo

So we're both equal then lol, my last was the 18 yr old and before that briefly with a 31 yr old

I'l let you off then, you can go out with friends for an hour for a few drinks tonight then, but I want you home by 11pm


31? XD... slut

I'm gonna go get ready for work, see you later peoples x

See you later...

X

Now I need your permisson? Aren't you getting very controlling recently Luke?

That's what most people say when I tell them, "31?... slut"

Oi, don't back chat me, or you can make your own dinner as well... . To be fair in a real relationship I doubt I'd be very good at being a control freak.

I'm joking, I'm certainly no prude, shag who you like, I know I'd do the same.

Urgh I'm going to have to liven up this thread tonight...

*Strips half naked and does a rather sexual dance*

Well let me tell you all about my wonderful time in Brighton...

Cost me about £40 to get there and back which wasn't bad because I'd booked the train tickets in advance, only I should have been worried about the fact that Sam hadn't contacted me in a while because it just so happened that I never heard from him and he wasn't at the station so I was stuck in Brighton not knowing where I was or where to go. I eventually found a Premier Inn after getting lost twice and finding myself meandering around in circles with a heavy suitcase, a room for one night cost me £130 (Better than sleeping rough I suppose). I was hoping that Sam was eventually going to get in contact with me on the morning of pride but this morning there was still no word from him, I checked out of the hotel with £130 less and still feeling tired I stopped to have a quick look at the parade but quickly left shortly afterwards because I couldn't bear seeing all the happy gay couples together. Still hoping that Sam would finally get round to contacting me I hung around for about another hour before finally giving up and deciding to pay around £67 to get home earlier than I had planned so even more money down the drain. All those extra hours I did at work all gone to waste. On the train to Victoria Cross I had to sit with the most annoying bunch of chavs aswell as a foreigner who kept asking me random questions (Atleast he was nice). When I reached Victoria Cross there were loads of closures and I got lost on the tube trying to find my way to Liverpool Street feeling even more drowsy and fed up, eventually I found my way home but was left feeling totally humiliated, ashamed and stupid.

I have absolutely no idea where Sam has got to, I don't know if he's stuck somewhere abroad, completely forgotten about me or my worst fear that he set me all up because he wanted to pick on someone who's pathetic enough to fall for it like me.

So unfortunately I didn't have a good time atall, anybody know how to play the world's smallest violin?

Aww, I feel absolutely terrible for you, all that money gone to waste and you were really looking forward to your trip as well, it's all you have talked about. we're all here for you if you need to talk some more, I'm great at giving out advice and making feel better, I say hopefully. Shame you got stuck with a load of chavs as well.

I doubt he has set you up, if he has I'd be extremely disappointed with him and it's a shame he hasn't contacted you at all.

Do you need a hug?

oh and since you asked *Plays violin*

Oh dear, I'm sorry to hear about that. Not nice at all, and what a waste of an event. Could've drink, drugged and danced your arse off, followed by smashing the backdoors in of some slut. God I should've gone.

Maybe next year you and me could go together

Thank you very black Black Dagger you're really sweet.


Don't rub it in!
But thanks, if you have easy access to Brighton then you should very well come along.

Oooh feel free to call me Luke in this thread... I know I'm sweet .

Oooh I would have loved to be at Pride today, I said once I get a job that me and my friends would do Manchester in 2012.

It sounds terrible, whenever you hear from him you should demand for an edplanation, I doubt It was a set-up unless you think he'd do that and if he did then he's obviously not worth your time x

Well that's either going to liven things up, or scare people away...I wonder which it is?

It obviously livened it up of course... I doubt many people are scared about seeing me half naked... fully naked maybe, but then again I've been told I have an AMAZING ass, so .