Lol, well, if you've got it, flaunt it!

Luke is a lovely name.

And where has Cakey gone? He was on MSN one minute but now he just vanished???

Oh I do, prom night, I was half naked with the rest of the horny devils... no photographic evidence though, fortunately... I can't help that people find my ass so attractive XD.

Aww, ta bbycakes.

He's returned now, XD... talking about my bum.

It like did something, updated I think..back now though, as you know.


Lol, sounds good.

Did anyone hear about the results of the Scotland social attitudes survey (that sounds like a tongue twister)? Apparently 61% of Scots now support gay marriage. I wonder what the percentage is in England?

I heard and Im very surprised, a lot of people that live in the area I live in are homophobes but there are surprisingly a lot of gays, lesbians and bisexuals in Scotland

My best friend is bisexual, she has a really bitchy camp gay friend and a mutual friend of ours is a lesbian lol

how are my lovely little homosexuals doing?

still liking penis?

Nope, I think I like pussy now, I've joined the darkside...

No no, Luke your just confused... where did I go wrong?

C*ck over C**t, memorise it and reach for my hand x

You obviously didn't please me enough last night , we'll have to try again tonight...

Yes I think I can memorise it, cock is amazing...

I just realised how ironic "reach for my hand" may sound to you lol

Why do you say that?

Think about it for a second, come over here and reach over for my hand, think about it

I genuinely have no idea what you are going on about... I must be slow today, I've had 4 hours sleep...

**** it let's have sex...

I don't want to ruin the joke but it's to do with a certain seuxal act

Oh I get it now, eh whatever floats your boat baby...

Actuall the way it came out, it sounds like it'd float YOUR boat more than mine

Oh shush you...

I just watched the final episode of the first season of Queer as Folk and the ending was really quite tragic. It had this sense of great adventure near the end and then they brought you crashing back down to reality :c. I'm off to watch the second season now! I hope things get better for them in the next episode because I couldn't bear

I'm not going to tell you what happens, but get watching series II, it's my favourite series.

Young, Dumb and Living off Mum is back tonight, can't wait

The people are outrageously stupid and horrible but I love to be able to say "Im not even that bad" lol

Oh babe, we really do love our trash TV, I've been waiting for that all day, I genuinely can't wait for it I loved Series II... Duane was a ******** but he made me LOL.

Oh they make me feel like a saint... it's the only reason why I watch it.

Duane made us look proper butch lol

He made me laugh a few times and he wasn't bad looking either, I'd rather be around him than that other vile creep Ross (The other gay guy, was that his name? the fat one )

Danielle was robbed though, Coran never grew up and Levi was still quite obnoxious towards the end.