And someone to bang you like a ketchup bottle every night as well

I've escaped from my mates house, had to use an emergency as an excuse to get out, she only went and set me up with a sleaze

Come on, can't have been that bad, especially for abit of backdoor smashing?

HAHA, that as well . I just hope he doesn't back out now.


Oooh don't be so fussy babe, any cock is good cock.

Yeah but he was bragging about how he went bareback and was so creepy, he even taked about having chlamyida etc

Im a bit out there but this guy was just too OTT... Im gonna kill my mate when I see her next time, she never even told me about it, she just siad come down and we'll have a session and next thing I know the guy is there.

I don't mind being perved over and I probably would have gobbled him but he was deadly serious about having an STD

I have standards darling, I may be a pisshead and occasioanlly junkie but I have standards when it comes to partners you see, that's why me/you are DS partners, with SL as your bit on the side

Luke loves the deepthroat. Makes me gag

You trying to stral him Mr Lettuce?

Babe, I'd never cheat on you, we may be in an open relationship but my heart belongs to you... <3

Haha, SL was my bit on the side, then we made the thread to perversed leaving him suspended and me with a warning. Of course you have standards though, that is why you have me.


Oh you...

For better or worse

For richer or poorer, saying that when you introduce me to the parents, do you think they'll get some champagne in?

F**k no, my mum's unpredictable and my dad's a recurring homophobe, one minute he's coolwith it and the next he's saying it's wrong etc, he's the most embarassing person to be around, he started dancing with a gay couple at a work do just to prove he was fine with it all

Oooh well we can forget about them... o

Come meet my parents, my Mother is the biggest fag-hag going who will love all my boyfriends, my Dad is so cool with it it's untrue, my cousins (albeit young 11 and 13) think I'm the best cousin in the world and will support me no matter what, aunt and uncle thing I'm a hoot and well the brother is a ******** who will leave the house if I have my boyfriend round and then the grandparents don't mention it.

Although if you come to ours you can have Tizer, not Champagne.

Oh are your parents not drinkers? or do they stop you from drinking?

My Dad doesn't drink, my Mother will drink like a fish if she is going to have alcohol, they don't stop me from drinking though if I wanted to go out they'd let me go and they'd buy me alcohol

I said Tizer because it's cheap, we couldn't afford bubbly.

Neither could I lol, the best thing I could afford is Cava

I hate all that expensive crap anyway, tastes like piss, I prefer Mad Dog, 3 litres, Smirnoff, Bucky or any kind of Lager

Oooh well you drink that and I'l stick to the Vodka and Lemonade...

Anyway, I'm off to bed and if you elbow me again tonight, you're going on the couch...

OK sorry babe lol talk to you tommorrow x

You will be xD.

I'l talk to you tomorrow x

Evening gays Hope I've not missed out on anything juicy while I've been away

What's everyone been up to these past couple weeks then? Hope you've all had a good fortnight!

Did I miss a civil partnership while I was gone?

No, me and Jackary haven't taken the plunge just yet.

Oh, lol, it was seeming that way!

Maybe in a few years...