Eugh I'm having a rather bad week this week. Nothing has gone right since saturday! I was meant to be starting my whoring now! Grrrrrr.

You're becoming an escrot?

Man, I am way too young for this thread.

Join the club, I've just had the WORST sex of my life.

Massive cock, not a clue how to use it. I mean seriously, I have one as*hole, it can't be THAT hard to aim for it. And who the **** ever decided that using teeth in a blowjob is a remotely pleasurable experience

I'm literally dying for someone who's experienced and good to give me a really good shagging, I'm actually tempted to hire a escort just so I get someone who knows how to find a p-spot without needing to be drawn a ****ing map!

EDIT - You know what, sod it, consider this an invitation, if anyone reading this is a seriously good top, with a big juicy piece of meat and wants a marathon screw PM me. I don't care if you're in narnia or scotland or whatever, if you're good, I will send a sodding taxi to pick you up. I'm 23, in good shape, bubble butt and after weeks of bottoms I'm dying to be reamed. Come get me!

No, just was gonna screw my friend, and then start ****ing those all guys that want me from that website

Although an being escort? Hmmm

I love this thread again The smut is back!

I did offer!

I just started watching Queer as Folk (US)... it's surprisingly a good show... shame only one of them is actually gay xD .

As well as dark-alleys... .

Your dark alley

Hi gays.

Lol, I remember watching that! Don't think I ever seen season 4 or 5...

from Brighton?

You absolute ****ing minx...


The UK version I didn't like... so I'm giving this the go ahead, I'l tell you if season 4 or 5 are worth watching and I'l send you links xx.

Is it depressing knowing that at the age of 16, I came out and 3 weeks later I had my first gay shag? who knew what he was doing as well... xD... I could send you him, he was ****ing MASSIVE... .

im too small and preoccupied

two are gay, not a bad show went on for far to long unlike the uk one.

At the moment - yes. I'm not kidding, it's been like 3 weeks since I had a really good power ****ing. I'm happy to top, it's great, but sometimes you just want to be pounded into oblivion and brighton is such a bottom town!

I mean come on, I'm young, reasonably hot, good in bed (and so modest) - is a nice fat 8"er too much to ask for?

If I don't get me a big fat one soon, something will die. Painfully.

dude you live in brighton, theres clubs for that sort of thing

I thought Brighton was gaysville?! Surely there must be some donkeydicked fitties down there

there is, or was, that i remember from my hazy long over singleton hols i used to take there

looks like I have missed out on a bit
need to come on here more often lool

Our lives are like novels, if you miss a page you are ****ed for the rest of the story .

haha caught up with the story now

It pretty much is, but it's also got a seriously wonky bottom/top ratio. That and I have high standards for good sex, a guy has to be seriously fit and extremely good in the sack for me to really rate him. Mediocre sex on the other hand, is on tap. I'm just bored of it!

Anyway, back home to London this weekend so I should be able to find someone who I know is a good screw

And second year of uni is officially over now all my results are back! 5 firsts and two 2:1's will do very nicely indeed Karma though decided to bring my mood down and made me slip in this feckin rain and I think I've possibly bruised my coccyx as it's extremely painful and I can't sit Stupid bloody torrential downpours

Well all moved back home now. Keys for the flat handed back.

Still feeling pretty disgusting though, though slightly better than yesterday Honey and lemon water ftw!!

Last of my exam results should come through today! Though I doubt it... Still 4 more classes to receive...

Poor Geeky and your ass...

i agree on the rain GG it interferes with my work and stops me getting over time
god today has been a long long day.