I don't like the strawberry one much. I love the elderflower one though!

Lukious, I think it was you who said you liked Alan Carr. My gosh his bio is hilarious! Up to the bit where he's just finished uni xD

I'm off. Peace out.

Yeah it was me Java, it is absolutely amazing... it's the bit at the start when he briefly mention Friday night Project that had me howling XD.

Haha it's just HILARE all round! I can picture him saying and doing half the stuff aswell. Will finish it tonight. He's at the Fringe just now xD

Haha, I love the whole thing, I'd love for him to do an updated book after he has finished his tour.

He is my favourite real life Homosexual, with Ellen and Neil Patrick Harris close behind.

I've got the 4 devil spawns again, I'd complain but Im skint so...

One of them is doing her typical headbanging tantrum screaming that she doesn't want me, she wants her mummy

"WELL YOUR MUM'S NOT F*****g HERE!" Is what I feel like saying but I'd feel guilty later

Do you want me to come and lock them in the garden, babe... . Just try and be reasonable with them XD.

Devil children are at their Grandma's all week which is fortunate as I was planning on doing Summer School with NK.

Babes I could basically qualify in child care, you've only got two, I have FOUR, guess who wins

Their usually delightful little darlings but the oldest has got an answer for everything, the youngest mercifully fell asleep and the younger middle child is currently screaming the place down but Im in the zone, Im ignoring her

Oh you playing that game with me honey? I'm sure you'd die looking after my little shits... I'd easily sort out tantrums.

Yeah just ignore her, she'll get bored .

We can play whatever game you want hen

Right... better get in the bedroom then, we wouldn't want to scare them now .

My little tykes are too young, probably wouldn't know what we were doing

I'm sure we could pass it off as play fighting .

Are you sure we could pass "it" off as playfighting half naked

Think of the children think of the children!

I was thinking of the children when I said we should do it in the bedroom...

But yeah we can just say we were wrestling, they are always half naked .

Ah yes wrestling, the most homo-erotic/homo-lesbo sport on the planet

I need to go now, one brat wants on the computer and the rest want their dinner lol so hopefully I'll talk to you at about 11 again

Don't diss stuff I like, or no sex for you tonight...

Alright I'l talk to you soon, enjoy cooking your turkey twizzlers.

Closely followed by Aussie Rules Football..

And lacrosse has its good points too...

Well been on DS for over 4 years so guess its time I joined this thread!

Hey all

Oooh we all welcome newbies to this thread very easily...

Nice of you to join us , I'm one of the younger members but I'm apparently not at all innocent, you'll get used to me though

XD.

Pretty much summed it all up for me, word for word. Except season 7 was pretty good, miles better then the borefests seasons 5 and 6. But yeah, it should end on a high, however I will still miss it. I've been watching it religiously since the very beginning, and it was an hour a week for me to completely escape from reality and the world, especially if I was having a shit time. Now it's going

Torchwood BETTER get another series after this current one. It's just the best thing ever.

God I need a shag! Who wants to come sit on my face?

Ahhh, NPH! Though I dunno if I love him or Barney more

We know what happened last time we got up to something naughty .


NPH obviously everyday of the week .

I like wrestling too, I do, although it's a bit s**t now with WWE being for kids these days and TNA is just a mess lol