Cap contest results!
Here are the rest of them
Cap one
Gaz: Frustratingly, Brendan's incontinence plagued him at the most inconvenient times
Missd: Wazza invites Brendan to Bangkok!
MrsL: And then I ate Danny’s liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti
Mojo: Brendan does what's known in The Biz as a "Law Thompson"
Ayla: Don’t make me tell ye again, Foxy. On yer knees, now plz
Spimf: Is this
your jizz in this glass Foxy?
Cap two
Gaz: That awkward moment when you realise that the Irish lovegod sitting next to you is shagging your boyfriend
Missd: Brendan and Rae play eye spy, Rae fails to spy Ste giving head!
MrsL: Look Rae, just because I give a better BJ than you doesn’t mean we can’t be friends.
Mojo: Rae tries a new tact to get the DJing gig
Ayla: Rae: Impressive. Brendan: Ye better believe it, bitch
Spimf: ... killeh bins... are ye serious?
Cap three
Gaz: Cheryl and Brendan vow not the allow any ex The Bill cast members into Chez Chez.
Missd: Trevor refuses to sign Brendans petition to bring back Hong Kong Phooey!
MrsL: Well I’m thinking if I hide the script we can make out like the whole “Pretending to be French” thing never happened.
Mojo: Brendan is pissed that Trev wrote "UR SO GHEY" on the stock list
Ayla: Cheryl: What idiot would lie about being gay?! Brendan: Oh shit…
Spimf: Call me hair gay...
one. more. time.
Cap four
Gaz: "There will be pain involved.. BUT only if you ask nicely"
Missd: Brendan promises to show Douglas the true meaning of Christmas...S&M
MrsL: Believe you me Douglas; in certain London clubs you would pay a small fortune for this.
Mojo: Chains and whips excite me
Ayla: Well, hello there, Dougie. Ready for some fun?
Spimf: Nunchucks;...weapon or kinky anal toy... your choice Douglas...