You're all so witty, and filthy.


That made me laugh, a lot.

Oh it'll all be tits-up by the end of the week, I'm sure of it. It always does.

We'll get spoilers that Noel is pregnant with Brendan's baby or something.

any brendan in the following weeks 'Oaks?

It was the eyebrows - I hadta I hadta.

Ahh I can't wait to watch the BSAs thursday morning.

The quality of all the caps is fantastic, I don't know how you chose the winners L&L. Thanks again for running the competition

I think I could handle anything as long as Brendan's onscreen, another two week blackhole and I'll cry.

Not really, but I'll sulk a bit.


He's back on Thursday's E4.

And I can't wait, it's been too long.

Cap contest results!

Cap five
Gaz: Warren realises he will NEVER beat Brendan in the national gurning competition
Missd: Warren's still learning the Art of A Hand Job (he's not very good)
MrsL: Whaddya mean you prefer the peppered steak to the chicken and mushroom Ginsters???
Mojo: Foxy has a feel around for nuts at the bar
Ayla: Brendan: Hm, not bad. Yer grip is a bit tight though, mate
Spimf: *close me eyes and thinka steven*

Cap six
Gaz: What with Amy and now Danny, Brendan was starting to find he will never be able to enjoy a nice cup of tea again.
Missd: Danny missunderstood when Brendan asked to be cupped!
MrsL: Neither Brendan nor Danny wanted Warren to realise that he’d given them Lapsang when they’d asked for Earl Gray
Ayla: Tea drinking = badassery is afoot
Spimf: well 'ard cockney tea drinking bottom pic keep de pinky down ... oi aint queer....

Cap seven
Gaz: Nope sorry Kyle love, only Stes lusty eyes get my juices roaring.
Missd: Kyle asks Brendan the directions to suck me off lane in cockball village!
MrsL: Hell yeah I’ve been to Mexico Kyle; you got a problem with that?
Ayla: I like a bloke in a hoodie, I do
Spimf: Me. You. Behind that bus stop. £50 quid.

Cap eight
Gaz: Heat magazine has really gone downhill hasn't it?
Missd: Brendan reads up on leg wrapping
MrsL: Brendan always found “150 things to do with your twink” riveting bedtime reading
Mojo: Seven ways to tame your twink
Ayla: First picture: Hmm I like the flag effect they’ve used in this particular picture. Second picture: Damn I look hawt
Spimf: Reading Attitude don't make me queer. Oi aint queer. Bottom pic: Oh, hello there sailor.

don't joke Lman, don't joke

AHAHAHA!!!

I'll just cry then.


Little baby Satsuma 'Shoulders' Brady.

These caps are amazing

Some of Gaz's are surprisingly sweet

Oh my god.

BTW this picture of Jamie from yesterday looks like something Wazza would wear.

I'm loving all the caps.

Oh, and Satsuma 'Shoulders' Brady. Hilarious. But so wrong.

I actually can't believe he turned up like that

Mojo I've just seen the red carpet pic on ESF where you can see Emmett's tongue.
Saying no more.

He looks like a tramp

The size of that coat!


Icke Satsuma. Oh she'll have amazing shoulders, that child.

Just flicked through some of the photos, he was wearing a suit at the ceremony. I think that was just when he got to the hotel during the day.

Cap contest results!


Cap nine
Gaz: Brendan realises that Warren wasn't lying when he stated he can make a man orgasm just by staring at him.
Missd: Warren asks Brendan to sit on him...again
MrsL: This won’t take a minute honest Brendan, now repeat after me…1, 2, 3…cough!
Ayla: Warren: I know about the lamps, Brady.
Spimf: Is this stuck together copy of Atiitude yours Brendan? Bottom picture: *That dont make me queer*

Cap ten
Gaz: You see these three fingers? Last night they were up Steven. And if you carry on Foxy, I'm gonna shove them down your throat.
Missd: Three wanks in an hour...im on fire
MrsL: Brendan subtly indicated to Ste how many times he likes to be blown before breakfast
Mojo: Like a boss, Brendan rocks the imaginary cigar pose.
Ayla: Brendan can count the amount of twinks he owns on one hand
Spimf: Oi need a fag for these fingers.

Cap eleven
Gaz: Ste is gutted when he realises that sexytimes with Brendan made him miss the Royal Wedding
Missd: Ste doesn't like the idea of bending over and taking it like a sailor (he does really)
MrsL: Yeah I would definitely give that Indian threading place a miss next time you want your eyebrows doing Stephen
Mojo: Ste's "But Mojo" face just doesn't hit the spot.
Ayla: Brendan: Hey there, beautiful. Ste: *must resist* mmm Brady lips…
Spimf: cough steven...

Cap twelve
Gaz: Brendan was awestruck at how awesome Steven's gag reflex was. If we carry on, it might just pop out of your ears!
Missd: Doug's a biter
MrsL: Brendan had just walked into his own personal room 101….and discovered that it contained Noah’s moobs
Mojo: Surprise dildo cushion
Ayla: Ooh, just saw how this suit looks in the mirror. Bad choice, Brady.
Spimf: oi aint queer, oi aint queer... oh yehhh Steven... oh..oh... erm oi aint queer

I was trying to find a suitable punishment for the image you have created in my head. I saw some hideous whittle photos but I thought you would enjoy them, so there is this. It scared me slightly, so you can have it

Hey all
Back from Ikea, more painful than a Brendan hammertime. New thread though I see (finally)

The caps are so fecking funny, when will the world learn to appreciate our genius as fully as it should?

Scarred for life.

No. Need.

I actually don't have the words purpleice Generally speaking I love a man in eyeliner but I think I might just have found my personal cut off point there!!