Cap contest results!
Cap seventeen
Gaz: Steven did not expect Brendan to react like that. He only told him that the moustache makes him look like a Village Person.
Missd: What do you mean you've run out of lamps!!
MrsL: I’m really sorry Bren but the holiday to Prague’s been cancelled and we haven’t got travel insurance
Ayla: Brendan: Shit, Stephen! Not in public! Ste: Oops, my bad
Spimf: What ya doin Bren? You said you'd never wash it... :'(
Cap eighteen
Gaz: Dear God, thank you for creating young Steven and cocks. I didn't realise how good it would feel to have Steven inside me.
Missd: Brendan prays to Hod, that Noel drowns in his own piss
MrsL: The Chester Branch of Jehovah’s Witnesses were very hopeful that their latest recruit would help sex things up a bit
Mojo: Brendan prays to HOD that TPTB keep him out of spa storylines
Ayla: Prays to Hod
Spimf: Bend over Steven....this moves called 'Dear Jesus'
Cap nineteen
Gaz: Steven this is NOT a vibrator! I am NOT sticking this up my arse!
Missd: Brendan inspects his latest sex toy
MrsL: The cameraman for “Mitzeee does Chester” had rang in sick at the last moment… it was time for Brendan to step up to the plate
Mojo: The website pictures of the latest sex toy had been deceptive
Ayla: Brendan and equipment does not compute.
Spimf: Can Oi sit on this....? *ponders thoughtfully*
Cap twenty
Gaz: Brendan realised suicide was the only option when the cast of The Only Way is Essex invade
Missd: S&M with Doug got out of hand..(or did it)
MrsL: Brendan strongly suspected his role in Lee Hunters new zombie production would prove to be short lived.
Mojo: "Sean Glynn makes me look classy."
Ayla: Ye, I do look more wildly attractive covered in blood, what of it?
Spimf: Look at me f*ckin face! Bring. Me. Bacon.